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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Handsome Cpw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cpw's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Steve McQueen. Bell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Muslamic Rape gangs kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Joe Bell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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146 lbs
25 - 7 - 0 |
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145 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Handsome Cpw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Bell!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cpw takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bell takes one on the button.
It looks like Joe Bell has been cut.
Cpw misses with a double jab
and Bell counters with an outside leg kick.
Cpw keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bell.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bell lands an uppercut.
Bell looking to stall.
Bell dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cpw leaning against his opponent.
Bell misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cpw.
Bell is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cpw wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cpw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell tries to work over Cpw's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Cpw scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cpw lands a damaging elbow.
Bell scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bell lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bell misses with some punches.
Bell being controlled against the cage.
Cpw manages to break the clinch.
Bell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cpw scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cpw tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cpw throws an overhand right that lands on Bell's shoulder, as Bell tries to avoid the shot.
Bell scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bell throws a hook to the side of Cpw's head but Cpw sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cpw darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bell ducks under a wild hook from Cpw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Cpw misses its intended target.
Bell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bell slips a jab and a cross from Cpw.
Bell blocks a jab.
Cpw checks a leg kick.
Cpw misses with a looping left.
Bell throws a leg kick but Cpw sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bell lands a glancing blow to the side of Cpw's head.
Bell darts in and clinches Cpw up against the cage.
Cpw throws an elbow that misses.
Bell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bell finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cpw.
Joe Bell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bell lands a right hook to the body.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bell moves away.
Cpw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell wants to land a leg kick but Cpw is out of range.
Cpw lands a glancing blow to the side of Bell's head.
Cpw defending well as Bell loads up on a big left hand.
Cpw swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bell jabs Cpw to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cpw throws a lazy right hand but Bell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bell misses with a head kick.
Cpw throws a right and a left that Bell avoids nicely.
Bell tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cpw misses with a looping right.
Cpw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bell.
Cpw looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cpw misses with an uppercut.
Bell pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cpw is out of range and Bell settles back down.
Bell connects with an inside leg kick.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bell moves away.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bell darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bell closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short left from Bell.
Bell trying to control the position but instead, Cpw has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bell into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bell creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bell working aggressively here.
Cpw struggles to land a body shot inside as Bell controls his hands.
Cpw is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Cpw is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Cpw's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bell stalling.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bell misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bell misses with a punch on the inside.
Bell swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Cpw fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Bell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Bell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bell throws a leg kick but Cpw checks it.
Cpw misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bell cracks Cpw with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bell wants to clinch.
Bell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Decent striking displayed by Bell there.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bell.
Bell pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cpw is out of range and Bell settles back down.
Cpw throws a big shot that misses.
Bell takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bell slips a jab from Cpw.
Bell moves forwards but Cpw connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cpw throws an overhand right that lands on Bell's shoulder, as Bell tries to avoid the shot.
Bell connects with a high kick.
Bell defending well as Cpw loads up on a big left hand.
Cpw fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bell on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A shot to the liver by Bell. Beautiful body shot.
Cpw wants to slow Bell down by chopping away at his legs.
Bell loads up on a big right hand but Cpw slips the punch.
Cpw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bell was well out of range. Poor timing from Cpw.
Bell ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bell thumps Cpw with a low kick.
Bell lands the left hand.
Cpw throws a big shot that misses.
Cpw feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bells jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The fighters circling - Bell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cpw checks a leg kick.
Cpw slips a jab from Bell.
Cpw has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bell.
Bell lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bell ducks under a wild hook from Cpw.
Cpw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cpw is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell tries to land a front kick but Cpw steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice defenses there by Bell.
Bell clinches up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cpw misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bell as Cpw tries to tie him up.
Bell swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bell is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cpw is keeping busy.
Cpw content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cpw lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bell backwards.
Cpw misses with a body punch.
Bell lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bell misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bell tries to stall but Cpw uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cpw blocks an uppercut.
Cpw escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cpw connects with a nice looking jab.
Cpw checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bell takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cpw.
Bell slips a jab from Cpw.
Cpw lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bell at a distance.
Cpw takes a swing at Bell's ribcage but misses.
Bell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bell pushes Cpw away with a front kick.
Cpw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bell moves out of range of the strikes.
Cpw drops his hands momentarily and Bell takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cpw avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cpw cracks Bell with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cpw misses with an uppercut. Bell saw that one coming.
Cpw moves out of range of the body kick from Bell.
Bell feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cpw's calf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cpw throws a jab when Bell was well out of range.
Bell throws out a powerful jab.
Joe Bell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bell wants to clinch up but Cpw keeps it at a distance.
Bell gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Cpw misses the target.
Cpw is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bell tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cpw is able to avoid easily.
Cpw avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cpw looks to land a combination but Bell avoids it well.
Bell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cpw waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bell.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cpw loads up on a big right hand but Bell slips the punch.
Cpw works Bell's body with a nice hook.
Cpw lands a nice looking body shot.
Cpw throws a hook but Bell blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Joe Bell will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Joe Bell's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Cpw throws a nice looking combination but Bell bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bell moves forwards but Cpw connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bell fakes the leg kick and cracks Cpw in the body.
Cpw looks to land a right hand but Bell moved out of range.
Bell thows a leg kick but Cpw checks it
and Cpw counters with a two punch combo.
Cpw misses with a straight right.
Cpw misses with a looping left.
Bell lands a glancing blow to the side of Cpw's head.
Bell staying out of range there.
Bell takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bell is rocked!
Cpw is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cpw looks to throw the jab but Bell is out of range.
Cpw looks to score with a jab to the body but Bell is just out of range.
Cpw throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bell. That's going to slow Cpw down.
Cpw swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
Bell tries to clinch but Cpw moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bell throws a hook but Cpw avoids it easily.
Cpw takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cpw, pushing him back against the cage.
Bell lands with a short shot to the head.
Bell works on Cpw's body with a couple of short punches.
Bell tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bell lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cpw backwards.
Cpw is trying to stall.
Bell throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cpws head.
Cpw wants to break free but Bell has control.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Cpw tries to circle away but Bell has him pinned against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bell.
Bell throws a punch but it's blocked by Cpw.
Bell dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bell tries a body shot but Cpw blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cpw lands a left hand.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Cpw breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cpw drives through and clinches with Bell against the cage.
Cpw tries to work over Bell's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bell misses with a hook to the ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short body shot lands from Bell as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cpw.
Stalling in the clinch from Cpw.
Cpw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cpw blocks a low kick nicely.
Cpw goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bell, right into the meat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell moves into the clinch successfully.
Bell lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bell lands with a left to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bell - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bell misses with the head strike.
Bell lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bell misses with a punch on the inside.
Bell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bell.
Cpw stalling in the clinch but Bell improves position.
Cpw throws a head punch that misses.
Handsome Cpw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bell misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bell doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bell throws a punch but it's blocked by Cpw.
Cpw breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cpw misses with a wild body shot.
Bell gets tackled into the cage by Cpw. Cpw maintains the clinch.
Joe Bell seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bell swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bell tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cpw tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Come on Cpw - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Cpw trying to land knees to the body.
Cpw lands with a left to the head.
Bell has a couple of punches blocked by Cpw.
Bell working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cpw pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bell listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cpw takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cpw. Bell does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Bell comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bell has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Bell!
In his post fight interview, Joe Bell gave a big smile as he said 'Mohammed is a pedo, Mohammed is a pedo, na na naaa na oi, na na naaa na oi!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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