PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Larry Foley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boring Sausage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boring Sausage is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Foley
vs
Sausage

178 cm
25
193 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
22
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Granite chin

Juggernaut Power Suppliments

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Larry Foley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Boring Sausage!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foley scores with a hook to the body. Sausage takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Foley swats away the attempt to clinch by Sausage.
Foley misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sausage tries to close the distance and clinch up but Foley swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice body punch from Foley.
Foley lands a right hook to the body.
Foley lands the left hand.

It looks like Boring Sausage has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Sausage looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd cheers as Foley lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sausage doesn't seem phased though.
Foley goes for a small jab and connects. Now Foley goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Sausage stumbles back but Foley runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Sausage to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Sausage will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Larry Foley!