PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hope Felgrind (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frosty Crab (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frosty Crab is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Felgrind
vs
Crab

190 cm
25
186 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good in bed

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hope Felgrind!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frosty Crab!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crab keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Crab steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Felgrind. That one must have hurt.
Felgrind cracks Crab with a good jab.
Crab staying out of range there.
Felgrind plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Felgrind throws out a leg kick but Crab moves out of range and Felgrind only half commits.
Felgrind throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crab sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Felgrind buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Crab takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Crab drives through with a takedown into Felgrind's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Felgrind is trying to hold Crab in close to prevent damage but Crab has managed to pass into half guard.
Well, if Crab is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Felgrind trying to control but Crab postures up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Hope Felgrind.
Felgrind throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Felgrind throws a quick inside leg kick.
Felgrind scores with a kick to the midsection.
Crab checks the leg kick.
Crab tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Felgrind closes the distance and pushes Crab back into the cage.
Crab is trying to drag Felgrind to the mat but Felgrind just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
With the fighters up against the cage, Felgrind throws an elbow but misses.
Crab blocking some punches.
Crab blocks an elbow strike.
Crab takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Felgrind misses with the head strike.
Felgrind throws a punch but it's blocked by Crab.
Felgrind swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Felgrind working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Crab blocking some punches.
Crab blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Felgrind fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crab is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Felgrind lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crab blocking some punches.
Felgrind throws an elbow but it misses.
Felgrind swings wildly with an uppercut but Crab uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Felgrind.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Felgrind lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Felgrind on the inside.
Felgrind lands a nice uppercut.
Felgrind misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crab blocking some punches.
Felgrind is trying to stall.
Crab has Felgrind pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Felgrind manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Hope Felgrind has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frosty Crab.
Felgrind lands a hook that snaps the head of Crab backwards.
Felgrind has a couple of punches blocked by Crab.
Felgrind gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Felgrind fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Felgrind tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Felgrind swings wildly with an uppercut but Crab uses good head movement to avoid it.
Felgrind has a couple of punches blocked by Crab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hope Felgrind dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Felgrind slaps away a takedown attempt from Crab, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Crab moves out of range of the leg kick from Felgrind.
Crab avoids a kick to the body.
Crab takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A nice leg kick lands there from Felgrind.
Felgrind throws a sloppy head kick and Crab moves out of range easily.
Felgrind connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Crab's hands.
A solid leg kick lands there for Felgrind.
Felgrind just misses with a punch to the body.
Felgrind throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Felgrind stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Felgrind wants it to stay on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Felgrind looks to land a body kick but Crab moved away.
A swing and a miss from Felgrind.
Crab staying out of range there.
Felgrind misses with a body kick.
Crab walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Felgrind looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Felgrind has Crab up against the cage in a clinch.
Crab blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crab goes for a takedown in the clinch but Felgrind prevents it.
Hope Felgrind has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frosty Crab.
Crab is working for takedown but Felgrind is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Felgrind.
Still in the clinch, Felgrind scores with a nice short uppercut.
Felgrind pushes Crab back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crab wants to take the fight to the mat but Felgrind manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Felgrind.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crab.
Crab blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crab.
Felgrind working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Felgrind.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Felgrind trying to control the position but instead, Crab has worked for underhooks and has pushed Felgrind into the cage.
Crab blocks an elbow strike from Felgrind.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Felgrind lands an elbow just above Crab 's eye.
Felgrind lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Frosty Crab has been cut.
Felgrind throws a punch but it's blocked by Crab.
Felgrind throws an elbow that misses.
Crab avoids a wild elbow strike from Felgrind.
Felgrind lands a damaging elbow.
Felgrind lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crab backwards.
Felgrind looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Crab tries to score a body lock takedown but Felgrind shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Felgrind misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Felgrind.
Crab tries for a takedown but Felgrind manages to get underhooks.
Felgrind working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Felgrind misses with the head strike.
Felgrind throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Felgrind stops a takedown attempt from Crab.
Felgrind looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Felgrind throws an elbow but misses.
Crab blocking some punches.
Crab takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Felgrind lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crab backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Crab is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Felgrind can't fight it off and eventually Crab manages to take the fight to the floor. Felgrind looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Crab controlling from the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hope Felgrind dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Frosty Crab's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Felgrind closes the distance and clinches.
Felgrind lands with a short shot to the head.
Crab dodges an elbow strike from Felgrind.
Felgrind trying to control the position but instead, Crab has worked for underhooks and has pushed Felgrind into the cage.
Felgrind throws a head punch that misses.
Crab wants a takedown.
Felgrind working aggressively here.
Felgrind lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Felgrind creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Felgrind doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Felgrind just misses with a elbow thrown towards Crab's brow.
Felgrind stalling in the clinch but Crab improves position.
Felgrind will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Crab up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Felgrind.
Felgrind taking a breather.
Felgrind throws a head punch that misses.
Crab drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Felgrind.
Crab is looking to take this one to the mat.
Hope Felgrind has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frosty Crab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crab's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Felgrind misses with an elbow over the top.
Crab has Felgrind pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Felgrind manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Felgrind lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crab backwards.
Crab has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Felgrind avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Felgrind creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Felgrind swings wildly with an uppercut but Crab uses good head movement to avoid it.
Felgrind lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Felgrind is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Crab can do to turn this around?
Felgrind working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Felgrind stalling the fight.
Felgrind gets underhooks to prevent Crab's takedown attempt.
Felgrind tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Felgrind lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crab blocks an uppercut.
Felgrind wants to stall.
Crab blocking some punches.
Crab has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Felgrind after a bit of a struggle.
Felgrind swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Felgrind creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Crab's defenses.
Felgrind lands a damaging elbow.
Felgrind throws a head punch that misses.
Crab has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Felgrind after a bit of a struggle.
Crab takes an elbow to the forehead.
Felgrind tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Felgrind scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Felgrind lands an elbow inside that Crab shrugs off.
Felgrind throws an elbow that misses.
A shot in the inside from Felgrind.
Felgrind misses with a short punch on the inside.
Felgrind lands with a short shot to the head.
Crab wants a takedown.
Felgrind stalling.
Crab is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Felgrind is defending well.
Felgrind misses with a hook from the clinch.
Felgrind lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Felgrind lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crab blocks an elbow strike.
Frosty Crab has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crab takes an elbow to the forehead.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hope Felgrind showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Felgrind, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Hope Felgrind!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Hope Felgrind!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Hope Felgrind!

Hope Felgrind wins by unanimous decision!