PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gable The Table (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pierre St Pierre told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

The Table
vs
St Pierre

190 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Condemned

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gable The Table!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pierre St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Table misses with a leg kick.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from St Pierre misses
and The Table counters with an outside leg kick.
The Table connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Pierre St Pierre has been cut.
St Pierre tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Table tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
St Pierre lands a high kick!

It looks like Gable The Table has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Table throws a head kick that misses.
The Table turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

St Pierre clinches up with The Table and pushes him back against the cage.
The Table misses with a punch on the inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
St Pierre misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for St Pierre.
St Pierre lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from St Pierre.
The Table tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Table avoids a wild elbow strike from St Pierre.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Table displaying some good clinch control by pressing St Pierre up against the cage.
The Table has a couple of punches blocked by St Pierre.
The Table blocks an uppercut.
St Pierre blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
St Pierre lands with a right to the head.
St Pierre fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Table doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Table misses with some punches.
The Table scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The Table wants to stall.
St Pierre fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Table throws a head punch that misses.
The Table gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Table has a couple of punches blocked by St Pierre.
The Table has a couple of punches blocked by St Pierre.
St Pierre digs a right hand into The Table's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Table's gas tank.
St Pierre throws a punch but it's blocked by The Table.
The Table lands a nice shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St Pierre doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Table misses with a body punch.
The Table displaying some good clinch control by pressing St Pierre up against the cage.
The Table lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The Table can't find room to land a body shot as St Pierre controls the action.
St Pierre blocking some punches.
The Table lands a nice uppercut.
The Table prevents St Pierre from breaking the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for St Pierre.
St Pierre swings wildly with an uppercut but The Table uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Table backwards.
The Table working aggressively here.
The Table is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but St Pierre is keeping busy.
St Pierre lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Table backwards.
The Table is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
St Pierre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
St Pierre tries to pull guard but The Table forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
St Pierre is trying to break free.
The Table is looking to control St Pierre's arms but St Pierre gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Table has his back to the cage.
The Table swings away with an uppercut that misses.
St Pierre can't break the clinch.
St Pierre misses with some punches.
The Table tries to stall but St Pierre uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Table throws a punch but it's blocked by St Pierre.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by St Pierre as The Table tries to tie him up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table prevents a body shot from St Pierre.
The Table trying to control the position but instead, St Pierre has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Table into the cage.
St Pierre blocks an uppercut.
The Table misses with some punches.
St Pierre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
St Pierre throws a punch but it's blocked by The Table.
St Pierre is trying to maintain a safe position but The Table gets an underhook and turns St Pierre into the cage.
The Table lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short left from St Pierre.
A head punch on the inside from St Pierre fails to land.
The Table misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
St Pierre misses with the head strike.
The Table stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gable The Table dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Table throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
St Pierre catches The Table with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
St Pierre connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Gable The Table's cut is getting worse.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Table. That's going to slow St Pierre down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from St Pierre.
A shot to the liver by St Pierre. Beautiful body shot.
St Pierre lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as The Table crumples to the floor! St Pierre milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pierre St Pierre!
Pierre St Pierre very nearly forgot to thank Condemned amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.