PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Gambit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Milk - The Knife Song. Gambit has chosen Dj Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ankka
vs
Gambit

205 cm
26
220 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

194 cm
23
220 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Rankka Ankka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jason Gambit!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ankka throws a wild body kick that Gambit sees coming a mile off.
Gambit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ankka makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ankka tries a head kick but it misses.
Ankka throws a head kick but Gambit moves out of range.
Ankka finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ankka has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ankka there as he acknowledges the shot.
Donk. Gambit catches Ankka right on the button with a cross.
Gambit jabs Ankka to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Gambit misses the target.
Ankka tries a head kick but it misses.
Ankka lands with a kick to the temple. Gambit shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gambit throws out a leg kick but Ankka moves out of range and Gambit only half commits.
Ankka lands with a slapping head kick.
Ankka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ankka misses with a low kick.
Ankka throws a head kick that misses.
Gambit throws a hook but Ankka blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ankka.
Ankka staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Ankka.
Ankka lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gambit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The crowd cheers as Gambit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ankka doesn't seem phased though.
Ankka throws a low kick but Gambit moves out of range easily.
Ankka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Gambit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gambit slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ankka misses with a head kick.
Gambit misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Ankka.
Rankka Ankka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ankka tries a head kick but it misses.
Ankka takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gambit connects with a looping right hand.
Rankka Ankka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gambit scores with a jab. Ankka acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Gambit checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gambit. Ankka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ankka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gambit misses with a body shot.
Ankka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gambit Rushes Ankka and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Ankka is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Gambit Piles on the pressure and Ankka crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jason Gambit!
Post fight, Jason Gambit stared into the camera and said 'Listen..... Let me clear my THROAT!.... TEAM xXx'.