PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pootie Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Perkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tang comes to the cage accompanied by Shine your pitty on the runny kine. Perkins comes into a darkened arena with his song building. DMX- X Gon Give It to Ya kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Tang
vs
Perkins

197 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Fighters Formula (New Ownership!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pootie Tang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Perkins!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Tang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Perkins lands an overhand right.
Perkins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tang.
Tang shoots in looking for a takedown. Perkins tries to sprawl out of it but Tang keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Perkins manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tang shoots in and drives through. Perkins sprawls well.
Perkins lands a jab-cross combination.
Perkins misses with a few strikes there.
Tang cracks Perkins with a right hand to the side of the head.
Tang shoots in looking for a takedown. Perkins tries to sprawl out of it but Tang keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Perkins manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pootie Tang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Perkins throws a series of punches but Tang moves out of range.
Tang misses with a right hand
and Perkins counters with a three punch combo that has Tang backing up. Tang nods at Perkins to acknowledge the strikes.
Tang misses with a right hand
and Perkins counters with a nice uppercut.
Perkins throws a series of punches but Tang moves out of range.

Perkins closes the distance and clinches.
Perkins prevents Tang from breaking the clinch.
Perkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Tang has him pressed against the cage.
Perkins prevents Tang from breaking the clinch.
Perkins stops a takedown attempt from Tang.

Perkins breaks the clinch.
Perkins connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tang misses with a lunging right hand
and Perkins counters with a right hand to the body.
Tang misses with a shot to the body
and Perkins counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Perkins moves into range and clinches up with Tang.
Perkins has had enough of the clinch but Tang keeps him there for the moment.
Perkins stops a takedown attempt from Tang.
Perkins is trying to break free.

Perkins breaks the clinch.
Perkins takes a swing at Tang's ribcage but misses.
Pootie Tang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tang swings away with a body shot that misses
and Perkins connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tang misses with a combination
and Perkins counters with a left and a right that stings Tang.
Tang scores with a nice right hand.
Tang is breathing heavily.
Tang pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Perkins throws a series of punches but Tang moves out of range.
Tang fails with the takedown

and Perkins counters by clinching up.
Perkins working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Perkins is trying to break the clinch but Tang has him pressed against the cage.
Perkins can't break the clinch.
Tang looking for a takedown.
Tang has had enough of the clinch but Perkins keeps him there for the moment.
Perkins can't break the clinch.
Perkins is trying to break the clinch but Tang has him pressed against the cage.
Tang keeps control of Perkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tang is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Perkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tang thows a body shot but no joy.
Perkins throws a good cross that connects.
A nice inside leg kick there by Perkins. That's going to slow Tang down.
Perkins throws a head kick but Tang moves out of range.
Perkins throws and low kick but Tang moves out of range easily.
Tang with a lazy takedown attempt
and Perkins counters with a one-two to the body.
Perkins will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tang sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Perkins's defenses. It connects perfectly with Perkins's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pootie Tang!