PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kuula Natsi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joahan Nikkenen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nikkenen has chosen Tango from Poland as his entrance music. Joahan Nikkenen looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Natsi
vs
Nikkenen

190 cm
24
250 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

202 cm
27
260 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily

Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kuula Natsi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joahan Nikkenen!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Natsi.
Natsi wants to control but Nikkenen is keeping him busy.
Natsi in side control, just content to control the action for now.

Natsi is trying to get an arm triangle but Nikkenen is defending well.

Natsi tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Natsi scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Nikkenen to see if he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Natsi tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Natsi tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Natsi tries to move into full mount but can't pass Nikkenen's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Natsi has hold of Nikkenen's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Nikkenen tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Natsi cranks the arm and Nikkenen screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Nikkenen, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Kuula Natsi!
Kuula Natsi took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I love muslim immigrants, but i hate how they raped my sister! but still its good to have them here in finland cos they help us alot by raping and selling drugs, and thats what finland needs. and i kick ASS!!! and i did make that nazi liberal immigrant hugger roll around the cage. i RULE! '.