PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harlan Bache (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Payne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Max Payne looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Bache
vs
Payne

188 cm
25
207 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

178 cm
24
210 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harlan Bache!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Max Payne!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Payne. Bache does a little dance to reset his feet.
Payne looks for a takedown but Bache sprawls well.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bache darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bache scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Payne looks gassed!
Bache throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Payne on the side of the head.
Bache lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bache scores with a nice strike.
Bache lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bache scores with a crisp jab that stopped Payne in his tracks.
Payne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bache fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Payne looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bache uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Payne has time to react.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bache.
Bache lands with a nice body punch.
Bache connects with a body shot that sends Payne's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bache scores with a push kick.
Bache lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bache stuns Payne with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Payne takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bache wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Oooooh!!! Bache has knocked Payne down with a huge combo! Bache steps away and waves a wobbly Payne back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Payne is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bache lands with a shot to the body.
Bache throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Payne stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Payne walks into a stiff left hand from Bache.
Payne is still on wobbly legs! Can Bache finish him?
Bache thumps Payne with a low kick.
Payne seems to have recovered his senses.
Bache scores with a crisp jab that stopped Payne in his tracks.
Bache scores with a body shot.

Bache lands a big uppercut and Payne crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Payne looks OK. Bache waves Payne back to his feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bache scores with a jab to the body.
Bache cracks Payne with a left hook right on the temple and Payne goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Bache lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Payne is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harlan Bache!
Harlan Bache decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.