PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Lilburne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lilburne comes to the ring accompanied by You'll never walk alone. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Chuck Norris enters the ring!

Lilburne
vs
Norris

188 cm
24
218 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

189 cm
23
205 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Lilburne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lilburne cracks Norris with a good jab.
A jab from Lilburne does it's job there.
Lilburne throws a push kick but Norris slaps the foot to one side.
Lilburne throws out a loose jab but Norris uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lilburne misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lilburne feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Norris's calf.
Lilburne fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Lilburne feints and then cracks Norris's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Norris down.
Norris looks to land a right hand but Lilburne moved out of range.
John Lilburne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Norris fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lilburne manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick lands from Norris.
Lilburne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Lilburne throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lilburne ducks under a wild hook from Norris.
Lilburne slips a jab and a cross from Norris.
Nice shot by Norris.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Norris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Norris misses with a wild body shot.
Norris uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lilburne.
A head kick from Lilburne lands but Norris takes it in his stride.
Norris fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lilburne moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lilburne scores with a head kick. Norris tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Norris thows a body shot but no joy.
Lilburne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Norris.
Lilburne moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Norris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lilburne moves out of range of the strikes.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Norris crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lilburne - the referee stops the clock and Norris gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lilburne. Norris manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Lilburne tries to clinch there but Norris circles away.
Lilburne lands with a kick to the temple. Norris shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Norris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Norris takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lilburne scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Norris fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lilburne checks it well.
Norris throws a shot from downtown. Lilburne moves away and avoids it.
Lilburne throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lilburne defending well as Norris loads up on a big left hand.

Lilburne closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lilburne manages to break the clinch.
Norris moves out of range of the body kick.
Lilburne scores with a head kick. Norris tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Lilburne throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lilburne throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lilburne lunges at Norris with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Norris's hand.
Norris moves out of range of the body kick from Lilburne.
Lilburne cracks Norris with a good jab.

Norris is rocked!
Lilburne throws a monster overhand right that drops Norris! Lilburne follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Lilburne!
John Lilburne really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that - - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - - logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.