PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Loco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jurendie Siberie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Siberie has chosen VYBZ KARTEL- VIP as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that El Loco has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily El Loco seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Loco
vs
Siberie

205 cm
25
275 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

190 cm
26
265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, El Loco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jurendie Siberie!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Siberie lands a nice leg kick that just misses Loco's sensitive parts.
Siberie tries to work over Loco's front leg with a kick but Loco checks it.
Loco misses with a hook.
Loco tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Siberie was well out of range. Poor timing from Loco.
Siberie throws a head kick but Loco moves out of range.
Loco throws a nice looking combination but Siberie bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Siberie looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Siberie throws a low kick but it's checked well by Loco.
El Loco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Siberie takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Loco misses with a few strikes there.
Loco throws an off balance right hand
and Siberie cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Siberie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loco was well out of range. Poor timing from Siberie.
A cross from Loco lands.
Loco scores with a crisp jab that stopped Siberie in his tracks.
Loco misses with a straight right.
Loco misses with a left hand
and Siberie counters with a body kick.
Siberie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Siberie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Siberie slips a straight right by Loco.
Loco misses with a straight right.
Siberie dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loco. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco loads up on a big right hand but Siberie slips the punch.
Loco takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Loco sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Loco is breathing heavily.

Siberie lands a big head kick that sends Loco tumbling to the mat! Siberie takes a step backwards and waves Loco back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Loco is rocked!

It looks like El Loco has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Siberie throws a head kick but Loco moves out of range.
Oh Loco is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A thudding body kick lands there by Siberie!
Siberie throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Loco seems to have got his legs back now.
A solid body kick from Siberie.
A head kick by Siberie - that's a beauty! Loco is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Siberie can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jurendie Siberie!
Jurendie Siberie seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.