PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robbie Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brawler has chosen Nelly - E.I. as his entrance music. Robbie Brawler is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Seinfeld
vs
Brawler

182 cm
30
210 lbs
6 - 13 - 0

194 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 12 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jerry Seinfeld!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robbie Brawler!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seinfeld tries to clinch but Brawler moves out of range.
Robbie Brawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brawler shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Seinfeld sprawls well. Seinfeld wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Brawler gets slowly back to his feet.

Brawler looking to score a takedown here. Seinfeld is defending well but Brawler drives through and ends up in Seinfeld's guard.
Seinfeld wants to stand and escape but Brawler is having none of it.
Seinfeld keeping full guard, as Brawler tries to pass.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Seinfeld holds on and takes a little breather.

Seinfeld is working an open guard so Brawler takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Seinfeld moves to clinch but Brawler breaks away
and Brawler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seinfeld closes the distance looking to clinch

and Brawler counters with a takedown into side control.
Seinfeld knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Brawler on the ground.
Seinfeld wants to control but Brawler postures up.

Brawler decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld doesn't manage to clinch there - Brawler circles away.
Brawler swats away the attempt to clinch by Seinfeld.
Brawler fails to land the takedown.
Seinfeld is looking to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brawler.
Brawler blocks the body kick.
Brawler circles away from the clinch attempt

and Brawler counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Brawler.
Seinfeld is trying to break the clinch but Brawler is controlling him.

Brawler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jerry Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seinfeld tries to clinch
and Brawler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld misses with a series of wild punches.
Brawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Seinfeld as he jumps to the side.
Jerry Seinfeld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robbie Brawler.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brawler swats away the attempt to clinch by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up

and Brawler holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Brawler goes for a takedown attempt but Seinfeld pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Seinfeld stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Seinfeld wants it to stay on the feet.
Brawler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Seinfeld pinned against the cage. Seinfeld gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Brawler circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch but Brawler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Seinfeld doesn't manage to clinch there - Brawler circles away.
Seinfeld moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Robbie Brawler has been cut.
Brawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Seinfeld avoids it really well and circles away.
Brawler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Brawler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brawler lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seinfeld wants to clinch up but Brawler keeps it at a distance.
Seinfeld takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Jerry Seinfeld has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brawler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Seinfeld as he avoids it easily.
Seinfeld tries to clinch there but Brawler circles away.
Seinfeld keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Seinfeld pushes Brawler up against the cage in a clinch.
Brawler connects with a knee to the head.

Brawler pulls guard.
Seinfeld wants to stand and escape but instead Brawler has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Seinfeld controls Brawler momentarily but Brawler frees himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Seinfeld wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robbie Brawler dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Brawler lands with an uppercut that bounces Seinfeld off the cage and back into range.
Seinfeld takes one to the chin there.

Brawler closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Brawler lands in his opponent's guard.
Brawler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Seinfeld not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Brawler stands and throws Seinfeld's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Seinfeld tries to improve position but can't.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Seinfeld explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!

Brawler closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Seinfeld is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Brawler postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Seinfeld to stand up.
Robbie Brawler seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler scores with a punch to the head.
Seinfeld closes the distance looking to clinch
and Brawler counters with a left and a right that stings Seinfeld.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Brawler pushes Seinfeld up against the cage in a clinch.
Seinfeld throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brawler tries to pull guard but Seinfeld holds him up against the cage and eventually Brawler drops back down to his feet.
Seinfeld tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Seinfeld is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Seinfeld swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Brawler breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jerry Seinfeld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robbie Brawler.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brawler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Brawler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Brawler feints and as Seinfeld raises his hands in defense, Brawler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Brawler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Seinfeld swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Brawler controlling from the top position.
Brawler with a nice head shot there.
Seinfeld trying to control the position.
Seinfeld looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Robbie Brawler has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brawler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Seinfeld works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Brawler trying to control but Seinfeld is working from the bottom.
Seinfeld working a defensive guard here.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Brawler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Seinfeld's half guard.
Seinfeld is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Seinfeld trying to hold on to Brawler's head to control him but Brawler postures up.
Brawler trying to mount his opponent but Seinfeld defends it.

Brawler is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Seinfeld defends it well.
Seinfeld is refusing to be controlled, as Brawler sits in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Seinfeld pushes Brawler off and gets back to his feet.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brawler swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Brawler pushes Seinfeld up against the cage in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seinfeld misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Brawler.
Brawler goes for a takedown in the clinch but Seinfeld prevents it.
Brawler holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Brawler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Seinfeld has taken the fight to the clinch.

Brawler gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robbie Brawler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Brawler moves into the clinch.
Brawler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Brawler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Seinfeld walks away with a smile on his face. Brawler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Brawler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Seinfeld defends it nicely.
Seinfeld tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Brawler counters with a head kick.

Brawler moves into the clinch.
Seinfeld throws a knee to the head but misses.

Brawler lands a takedown into guard.
Brawler wants to control from the top but Seinfeld keeps moving.
Brawler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seinfeld not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Brawler trying to control but Seinfeld is working from the bottom.
Seinfeld is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Seinfeld is keeping the position for now.

Robbie Brawler has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up.
Brawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Seinfeld avoids it really well and circles away.
Jerry Seinfeld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robbie Brawler.
Seinfeld tries to clinch

and Brawler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Brawler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Brawler is trying to work for a kimura but Seinfeld is defending well.

Brawler is looking for a kimura here.
Seinfeld tries to roll over but Brawler keeps him under control.
Seinfeld trying to control here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld is trying to stand back up but Brawler is controlling him
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brawler wants to free his trapped foot but Seinfeld is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Seinfeld wants to control but Brawler is keeping busy.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jerry Seinfeld.
Seinfeld tries to clinch up

and Brawler counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Seinfeld tries to land knees in the clinch but Brawler avoids the damage to the body.

Seinfeld breaks the clinch.
Seinfeld tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brawler moves into the clinch successfully.

Brawler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brawler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Brawler moves into range and clinches up with Seinfeld.

Brawler manages to break the clinch.

Brawler rushes Seinfeld and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Brawler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Brawler feints and as Seinfeld raises his hands in defense, Brawler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Seinfeld might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Brawler won't allow Seinfeld to sweep him here.
Seinfeld looking to control.
Seinfeld has momentary wrist control but Brawler slips an elbow through the middle.
Seinfeld is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Brawler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brawler wants to pass the guard but Seinfeld is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld looking for a sweep. Not yet Seinfeld, not yet.
Brawler tries to free his leg and advance position but Seinfeld is retaining full guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Brawler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Seinfeld looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Seinfeld trying to control the position.
Seinfeld looking for a sweep. Not yet Seinfeld, not yet.
Jerry Seinfeld has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seinfeld being controlled here, momentarily.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Robbie Brawler wasn't active enough on the ground.
Seinfeld takes a swing at Brawler's ribcage but misses.
Robbie Brawler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brawler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robbie Brawler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Brawler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robbie Brawler!
An out of breath and clearly excited Robbie Brawler thanked [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).