PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Burnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noobie Nooberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Burnett
vs
Nooberson

195 cm
25
230 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
265 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Robert Burnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noobie Nooberson!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot lands for Nooberson.
Burnett doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nooberson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Robert Burnett has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slow jab from Nooberson misses its intended target.
Nooberson tests Burnett's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Burnett is rocked!
Burnett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nooberson moves away.
Oh Burnett is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Burnett misses with a hook. Nooberson ducked under it nicely.
Burnett seems to have got his legs back now.
Nooberson moves away from the strike by Burnett.
Nooberson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Burnett.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burnett. Nooberson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Burnett.
Nooberson misses with a body shot.
Nooberson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nooberson misses with a straight right.
Nooberson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Burnett.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burnett on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Burnett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nooberson was well out of range. Poor timing from Burnett.
Nooberson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burnett. Nooberson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nooberson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nooberson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Robert Burnett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nooberson throws a shot from downtown. Burnett moves away and avoids it.
Burnett slips under a jab from Nooberson.
Nice defenses there by Nooberson.
Nooberson lands a body shot.
Nooberson lands with a good body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nooberson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Burnett is breathing heavily.
Nooberson swings for the body but Burnett moves out of range.
Nooberson throws a hook to the side of Burnett's head but Burnett sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nooberson takes a swing at Burnett's ribcage but misses.
Burnett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nooberson was well out of range. Poor timing from Burnett.
Burnett looks to throw the jab but Nooberson is out of range.
Burnett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nooberson takes a swing at Burnett's ribcage but misses.
Nooberson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nooberson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Burnett misses its intended target.
Nooberson throws a low kick but Burnett moves out of range easily.
Burnett just misses with a punch to the body.
Nooberson loads up on a big right hand but Burnett slips the punch.
Nooberson throws the left hand but Burnett avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nooberson. Burnett does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burnett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slow jab from Burnett misses its intended target.
Nooberson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Nooberson misses its intended target.
Nooberson slips a jab and a cross from Burnett.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burnett. Nooberson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Burnett swings away with a body shot that misses
and Nooberson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nooberson slips a jab from Burnett.
Burnett fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nooberson throws a jab when Burnett was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nooberson. Burnett does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nooberson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Burnett.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nooberson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burnett misses with a straight right.
Nooberson misses with a low kick.
Nooberson scores with a shot to the body.
Burnett fails with an attempt to clinch.

Nooberson lands a left and a right that send Burnett crashing to the mat, dazed. Nooberson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burnett moves away from the strike by Nooberson.
Burnett connects with a looping right hand.
Burnett rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nooberson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nooberson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Burnett stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nooberson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burnett sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Burnett misses with a jab to the body
and Nooberson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nooberson fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Burnett to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Burnett looks to clinch but Nooberson throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Burnett taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Noobie Nooberson!
Noobie Nooberson took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.