PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jakub Karet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karet has chosen Ill Bill - My Uncle Shoots Heroin as his entrance music. Huge Balls could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jakub Karet's chin.

Balls
vs
Karet

197 cm
30
178 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

183 cm
22
185 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jakub Karet!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls moves out of range of the body kick.
Jakub Karet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Karet. Balls shrugs it off though.
Karet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Karet looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Balls throws a right hand that Karet ducks under and follows up with a left that Karet also avoids with ease.
Karet tries a head kick but it misses.
Balls really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Karet has Balls up against the ropes in a clinch.
Balls is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Balls is trying to force a seperation but Karet has the dominant position.
Balls has a couple of punches blocked by Karet.
Balls blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Balls tries to break free but Karet pushes him back against the ropes.
Karet misses with an elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Karet.

It looks like Huge Balls has been cut.
Karet taking a breather.
Balls wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karet looking to throw knees to the head but Balls is blocking nicely.

Karet has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Balls clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Karet looking for the RNC.
Karet scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.

Balls is in a bad position with Karet working for a choke. Balls manages to spin nicely into guard and the danger is over for the moment.
Balls stopping the sweep attempt from Karet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Karet looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Karet keeping moving, preventing Balls from controlling successfully.
Karet is trying to control the position but Balls postures up.
Balls's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Karet looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Karet looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Balls has picked Karet up and slammed him! Karet can't keep hold of the triangle and Balls manages to pass to side control!
Karet manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Balls on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Balls tries to get out of the position.
Balls tries to get to full guard but Karet has control of the leg.

Karet wants to work for an arm triangle but Balls is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Karet wants to take a breather but Balls is having none of it.
Karet looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Balls with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karet passes the guard and advances to mount!
Balls in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Karet cracks Balls with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Balls manages to regain half guard. Good work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Balls is looking for a sweep. Karet is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jakub Karet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huge Balls's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Karet misses with an attempted mid kick.
Karet throws a push kick but Balls slaps the foot to one side.
A jab from Balls misses.
Karet is looking to clinch.
Balls bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Karet's head.
Karet slips under a jab from Balls.
Balls throws a jab but it's blocked by Karet.
Balls sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Karet tries a head kick but it misses.
Balls on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Karet is looking to land body kicks.
Karet will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Huge Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Karet throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karet is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Karet looks for the body kick but Balls saw that one coming.
Karet misses with an attempted mid kick.

Karet instigates a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Balls.
Karet lands a damaging elbow.

Huge Balls's cut is getting worse.
Nice elbow from Karet.

Huge Balls's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Balls working aggressively here.
Karet blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Karet has Balls pressed against the ropes, preventing Balls from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Balls tries to break the clinch but Karet is controlling the position.
Karet lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Karet is pressed up against the ropes. Balls has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Karet down to the mat. Karet avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Karet bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Huge Balls is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Karet lands with a kick to the ribs.
Karet shoots in but no luck this time.
Balls sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Balls misses with a lunging right hand
and Karet counters with a body kick.
Karet fails with an attempt to clinch.
Karet connects with a body shot that sends Balls's belly button to the back.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Karet tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Karet is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Karet lands a knee to the head.

Jeez, Huge Balls's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Balls is looking to break free of the clinch but Karet has double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls throws a punch but it's blocked by Karet.
Karet blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Balls wants to break free but Karet has control.
Balls tries to circle away but Karet has him pinned against the ropes.
Karet putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Balls in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Karet misses with an elbow strike.
Karet looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Balls can't break the clinch.
Karet comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Huge Balls's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jakub Karet!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jakub Karet waved his t-shirt featuring Gilop®'s logo in front of the cameras.