PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hokey Smeinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uriel Sheet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smeinen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Far Away. Sheet has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Uriel Sheet will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Smeinen
vs
Sheet

185 cm
25
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

205 cm
25
230 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hokey Smeinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Uriel Sheet!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smeinen ducks right into an uppercut from Sheet.
Hokey Smeinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smeinen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good exchange - Sheet coming out on top.
Sheet checks a leg kick nicely.
Smeinen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smeinen is looking to score with low kicks.
Sheet thows a body shot but no joy.
Smeinen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sheet moves out of range of the body kick from Smeinen.
Smeinen throws a low kick but Sheet avoids it.
An inside leg kick from Smeinen misses.
Smeinen tries a low kick but Sheet avoids it.
Sheet checks a low kick from Smeinen.
Smeinen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Smeinen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smeinen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sheet is out of range and Smeinen settles back down.
Sheet lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smeinen misses with a leg kick.
Sheet swinging wildly here.
Smeinen walks into a stiff left hand from Sheet.
Smeinen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smeinen throws a front kick aimed at Sheet's knee but Sheet avoids it well.
A bone on bone clash there as Sheet blocks the leg kick.
Smeinen tries to close the distance and clinch but Sheet swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Smeinen explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Sheet looks gassed!
Smeinen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sheet fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smeinen manages to avoid it.
Smeinen looks to score with a jab to the body but Sheet is just out of range.
Smeinen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheet misses with a body shot.
Smeinen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Smeinen tries to score with a low kick but Sheet moves his leg out of the way.
Smeinen throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Smeinen throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Smeinen has closed the distance and engaged Sheet in a clinch.
A short right from Sheet.
Smeinen tries a knee to the head but Sheet blocks it.
Sheet has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sheet.
Smeinen throws an elbow that misses.
Sheet blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smeinen.
Sheet avoids a wild elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen throws an elbow but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheet.
Smeinen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Smeinen throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sheet throws a head punch that misses.
Smeinen stalling the fight.
Sheet takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Uriel Sheet has been cut.
Smeinen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sheet is defending well for now.
Smeinen misses with an elbow over the top.
Sheet swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smeinen throws an elbow that misses.
Sheet swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smeinen misses with an elbow over the top.
Smeinen misses with an elbow strike.
Sheet lands a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen throws an elbow but it misses.
Sheet dodges an elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheet.
Sheet avoids the elbow strike from Smeinen, against the cage.
Smeinen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sheet is leaning against Smeinen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smeinen.
Smeinen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Smeinen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Smeinen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sheet avoids it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Smeinen throws an elbow but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hokey Smeinen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uriel Sheet's cut.
That's time! Smeinen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Smeinen tries to clinch but Sheet moves out of range.
Sheet looks to land a left hand but Smeinen moved out of range nicely.
Sheet throws a hook but Smeinen blocks it.
Smeinen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Smeinen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sheet to score with a decent uppercut.
Smeinen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Uriel Sheet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sheet moves out of range of the leg kick from Smeinen.
Sheet ducks under a wild hook from Smeinen.
Smeinen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheet lands with a good body shot.
A slow jab from Sheet misses its intended target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Smeinen, right into the meat.
Smeinen throws a leg kick but Sheet moved away.
Sheet is breathing heavily.
Sheet ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smeinen moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smeinen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sheet is able to avoid easily.
Smeinen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Smeinen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sheet is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sheet throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sheet swings for the body but Smeinen moves out of range.
Smeinen lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sheet blocks a low kick nicely.
Smeinen scoring well with a low kick there.
Sheet takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smeinen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Smeinen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sheet's sensitive parts.

Sheet gets tackled into the cage by Smeinen. Smeinen maintains the clinch.
Smeinen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Smeinen lands an elbow just above Sheet 's eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen trying to land knees to the body.
Smeinen is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Sheet is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Sheet avoids a wild elbow strike from Smeinen.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Smeinen just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sheet's brow.
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sheet blocks an elbow strike.
Smeinen manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Smeinen misses with an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sheet is defending well for now.
Smeinen prevents a body shot from Sheet.
Sheet on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Smeinen misses with an elbow over the top.
Sheet misses with a hook to the ribs.
Smeinen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheet.
Sheet gets through Smeinen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sheet avoids the elbow strike from Smeinen, against the cage.
Smeinen lands a damaging elbow.
Sheet swings wildly with an uppercut but Smeinen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smeinen.
Sheet takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sheet wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smeinen.

That has opened up Uriel Sheet's cut even more.
Smeinen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sheet blocks the elbow strike.
Smeinen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sheet avoids it.
Smeinen tries to land knees in the clinch but Sheet avoids the damage to the body.
Sheet avoids the elbow strike from Smeinen, against the cage.
Smeinen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sheet's defenses.
Sheet dodges an elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sheet has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sheet on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sheet scores with a shoulder strike.
Smeinen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Sheet tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smeinen's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hokey Smeinen dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uriel Sheet's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sheet checks a leg kick.
Sheet throws a series of punches but Smeinen moves out of range.
Smeinen tried to score with a low kick but Sheet checks it.
Nice uppercut there from Sheet.
A swing and a miss from Sheet.
Smeinen avoids the body shot from Sheet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Smeinen. That's going to slow Sheet down.
Smeinen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sheet stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Smeinen.
A solid leg kick lands there for Smeinen.
Sheet avoids a kick to the body.
Sheet steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Smeinen.
A nice inside leg kick there by Smeinen. That's going to slow Sheet down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smeinen.
Sheet takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smeinen.
Sheet's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Smeinen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sheet is out of range and Smeinen settles back down.
A slow jab from Sheet misses its intended target.
Smeinen throws a leg kick but Sheet sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sheet ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smeinen moves away.
Sheet checks a leg kick nicely.
Smeinen wants to land a leg kick but Sheet is out of range.
Smeinen is looking to clinch but Sheet is avoiding it.
Smeinen throws a body kick that misses.
Smeinen connects with an inside leg kick.
Smeinen keeps Sheet at a distance using the push kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sheet crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Smeinen - the referee stops the clock and Sheet gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Smeinen. Sheet manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smeinen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Uriel Sheet has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smeinen connects with an inside leg kick.
Smeinen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Smeinen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sheet is out of range and Smeinen settles back down.

Smeinen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Smeinen missing with knees to the body.
Sheet avoids a wild elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Smeinen avoiding damage.
Smeinen blocks a body shot from Sheet.
Smeinen tries to land knees in the clinch but Sheet avoids the damage to the body.
Smeinen blocks a body shot from Sheet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smeinen blocks a body shot from Sheet.
Sheet swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sheet tries to throw a body punch but Smeinen avoids it by throwing Sheet back against the cage.
Sheet misses with a short punch on the inside.
Smeinen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sheet tries to throw a body punch but Smeinen avoids it by throwing Sheet back against the cage.
Smeinen misses with an elbow strike.
Sheet struggles to land a body shot inside as Smeinen controls his hands.
Smeinen pushes off an throws an elbow but Sheet leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Smeinen.
Sheet avoids the elbow strike from Smeinen, against the cage.
Sheet takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sheet dodges an elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Hokey Smeinen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheet misses with a hook to the ribs.
Smeinen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sheet can do to turn this around?
Sheet misses with a punch to the body.
Hokey Smeinen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sheet takes an elbow to the forehead.
Smeinen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sheet blocks it with crossed arms.
Sheet avoids the elbow strike from Smeinen, against the cage.
Sheet tries a body shot but Smeinen blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheet tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sheet tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smeinen's elbow.
Smeinen has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
With the fighters up against the cage, Smeinen throws an elbow but misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hokey Smeinen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smeinen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hokey Smeinen!
Our winner, Hokey Smeinen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.