PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by All I Do is Win. Crouch Ouch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ouch
vs
Slice

203 cm
32
283 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

185 cm
32
240 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Jonathan Paton and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice checks a leg kick.
Ouch misses with a lunging right hand
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ouch dodges the punch combination from Slice.
Ouch lands a jab.

It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
Slice uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ouch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ouch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Ouch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slice punishes Ouch's body with a nice straight punch.
Slice shoots in for a takedown but Ouch shows good takedown defense.
Ouch connects with a right hand. Slice shakes it off.
Ouch slips a straight right by Slice.
Ouch throws a head kick but Slice moves out of range.
Slice tries to land a front kick but Ouch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ouch thows a leg kick but Slice checks it
and Slice counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice connects with a looping right hand.
Ouch slips a jab from Slice.
Ouch attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Slice misses.
A jab from Slice does it's job there.
Slice shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ouch but Ouch pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slice tests Ouch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Ouch checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Slice shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ouch as he avoids it easily.
Crouch Ouch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimbo Slice.
Ouch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slice lands with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Ouch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ouch but Ouch pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ouch tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch throws a nice looking combination but Slice bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ouch pushes Slice away with a front kick.
Ouch throws out a powerful jab.
Ouch lands with a thumping leg kick.

Ouch has closed the distance and engaged Slice in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Ouch.
Slice looks gassed!

Slice breaks from the clinch.
Ouch throws a head kick that misses.
Ouch connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slice fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ouch ducks under a wild hook from Slice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ouch tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Slice lands with a straight right. Ouch didn't see that one coming.
Slice is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ouch had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ouch just misses with a punch to the body.
Slice blocks a head kick by Ouch.

Ouch clinches up against the cage.
Slice on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slice.
Ouch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Slice blocks it with crossed arms.
Ouch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Slice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ouch backwards.
Ouch prevents a body shot from Slice.
Ouch putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Slice in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ouch lands a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ouch tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ouch with a knee to the head.
Ouch using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Slice has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ouch landing knees to the head.
Ouch landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Ouch.
Ouch lands with a short shot to the head.
Ouch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ouch taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ouch tries to land knees in the clinch but Slice avoids the damage to the body.
Slice misses with a punch to the body.
Slice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slice wants to break free but Ouch has control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slice misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slice throws a head punch that misses.
Ouch tries to stall but Slice uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Slice jumps guard but Ouch turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crouch Ouch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kimbo Slice's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A head kick misses from Ouch.
Ouch lands a nice hook to Slice's body. Slice takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ouch throws a shot to the body.
Slice looks to throw the jab but Ouch is out of range.
A head kick misses from Ouch.
Ouch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slice blocks a head kick by Ouch.
Ouch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slice might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Slice fails with a takedown attempt.
Slice keeps the fight on the outside.
Ouch ducks under a wild hook from Slice.
Crouch Ouch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slice at a distance.
Slice is breathing heavily.
Ouch lands with a straight right. Slice didn't see that one coming.
Slice misses the jab.
Slice takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Slice misses with a body shot.
Ouch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slice's calf.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ouch throws out a powerful jab.
Ouch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ouch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slice moves out of range of the body kick.
Slice thows a body shot but no joy.
Ouch moves away from the strike by Slice.
Ouch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Ouch misses with a head kick.
Ouch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ouch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Ouch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slice can do to turn this around?
Ouch throws a sloppy head kick and Slice moves out of range easily.
Ouch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slice.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ouch.
Ouch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Slice is rocked!
Slice looks to land a left hand but Ouch moved out of range nicely.
Ouch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slice was well out of range. Poor timing from Ouch.
Slice uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ouch.
Crouch Ouch is winning the standup battle so far.
Ouch scores with a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Ouch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crouch Ouch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch lands with a nice body punch.
Ouch misses with a head kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Ouch checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Ouch drives through and clinches with Slice against the cage.
Ouch lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slice tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ouch smiles and moves away.
Slice throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ouch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slice's knee momentarily.
Ouch lands a nice looking kick to the body. Slice takes a step back to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Slice walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slice is still on wobbly legs! Can Ouch finish him?
Crunch! Ouch slams his shin into Slice's torso.
Crack! A monster head kick from Ouch and Slice falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Ouch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Crouch Ouch!