PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Tequila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Panzram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tequila kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Skank - Jackie Tequila. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tequila
vs
Panzram

180 cm
23
179 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
180 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Tequila!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Carl Panzram!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tequila bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tequila throws a poor cross that misses
and Panzram counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tequila tried to score with a low kick but Panzram checks it.
Panzram shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Panzram scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tequila attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tequila throws a leg kick but Panzram checks it.
Tequila throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
An inside leg kick lands from Panzram.
Tequila misses the shot to the body.
Tequila throws a front kick that sends Panzram stumbling back into the cage.
Panzram looks to score with a jab to the body but Tequila is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tequila throws a leg kick that is checked
and Panzram counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tequila throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jack Tequila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tequila. Panzram shrugs it off though.
Panzram takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

It looks like Carl Panzram has been cut.
Panzram misses the jab.
Tequila takes a swing at Panzram's ribcage but misses.
Tequila attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tequila throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Panzram stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Panzram throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tequila moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tequila connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Panzram looks gassed!
Good work by Panzram as he checks the leg kick.
Tequila lands a right hook to the body.
Tequila scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jab, jab by Tequila - just one landing.
Tequila throws a wild body kick that Panzram sees coming a mile off.
Panzram uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tequila.
Tequila connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Panzram just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tequila connects with a leg kick. Panzram looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
An inside leg kick from Tequila misses.
Panzram shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Tequila sprawls well. Tequila wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Panzram gets slowly back to his feet.
Tequila connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Panzram takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A clash of legs there as Panzram blocks the low kick.
Tequila lands a really nice looking cross but Panzram seems unphased.

That has opened up Carl Panzram's cut even more.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tequila throws a hook to the side of Panzram's head but Panzram sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Panzram ducks under a wild hook from Tequila.
Tequila throws a quick inside leg kick.
Panzram slips under a jab.
Tequila uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Panzram.
Tequila fails to land with a series of punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tequila. Panzram does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Panzram lands a nice shot to the body.
Tequila throws a right hand that Panzram ducks under and follows up with a left that Panzram also avoids with ease.
Panzram is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tequila rather than just go for the knockout.
Nice uppercut lands for Tequila. That snapped Panzram's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Tequila dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carl Panzram's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Crunch! Tequila slams his shin into Panzram's torso.
Panzram moves out of range of the leg kick from Tequila.
Tequila swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Panzram counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tequila throws the kick towards the body but Panzram avoids it.
Tequila lands a nice hook to Panzram's body. Panzram takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tequila is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Panzram can do to turn this around?
Tequila connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tequila, as that shot connected.

Panzram is rocked!

The cut above Carl Panzram's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Panzram throws a big shot that misses.
Panzram checks a low kick from Tequila.
Nice defenses there by Panzram.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tequila bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tequila throws a low kick, looking for Panzram's leg but Panzram calmly moves out of range.
Panzram moves out of range of the leg kick from Tequila.
Tequila looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tequila fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Panzram.
Panzram moves away from the strike by Tequila.
Panzram on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tequila. Tequila obviously looking to wear him down.
Panzram is breathing heavily.
Tequila looks to score with a jab to the body but Panzram is just out of range.
Tequila moves in looking to clinch but Panzram pushes him off.
Jack Tequila is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tequila thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tequila misses with a low kick as Panzram jumps back.
A left lands for Tequila.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tequila lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Panzram has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Panzram and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tequila connects with a leg kick. Panzram looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Panzram moves out of range of the leg kick from Tequila.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tequila.
Tequila pushes Panzram away with a front kick.
Tequila throws a wild body kick that Panzram sees coming a mile off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tequila fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Panzram crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Tequila - the referee stops the clock and Panzram gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Tequila. Panzram manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Panzram has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Tequila.
Tequila throws a nice looking combination but Panzram bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tequila tried to score with a low kick but Panzram checks it.
Tequila feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Panzram's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Panzram checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jack Tequila is winning the standup battle so far.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tequila.
Tequila throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tequila with a hook.
Panzram has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tequila.
Panzram shoots in for a takedown but Tequila shows good takedown defense.
Tequila fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Panzram is out of range.
Good exchange - Tequila coming out on top.
Tequila misses with a wild body shot.
Tequila connects with a solid leg kick.
Tequila feints and then cracks Panzram's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Panzram down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tequila connects with a good right hand that stumbles Panzram. Panzram circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Carl Panzram's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Tequila connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Tequila dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Carl Panzram's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Tequila throws a leg kick but Panzram sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tequila throws a front kick that sends Panzram stumbling back into the cage.
Tequila thuds his right hand into Panzram's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Panzram is still on wobbly legs! Can Tequila finish him?
Panzram just misses with a punch to the body.
Tequila closes the distance but Panzram moves to the side
and Panzram counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Panzram seems to have recovered his senses.
Tequila lands with a nice body punch.
Tequila lands a jab.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Carl Panzram's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jack Tequila!
Jack Tequila retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Jack Tequila thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.