PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joe Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sparbot Bjj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bell comes to the cage accompanied by Muslamic Rape gangs. Bjj has chosen Tony Montana as his entrance music. Joe Bell has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bell
vs
Bjj

174 cm
25
145 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

150 cm
23
130 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Basic striking
Determined

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Bell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sparbot Bjj!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bell swats away the attempt to clinch by Bjj.
Bjj tries to clinch there but Bell circles away.
Bell lands with a right hand.
Bell lands a jab.
Bell moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bjj misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bjj takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bjj moves in looking to clinch but Bell pushes him off.
Bjj tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bell throws a series of strikes that have Bjj backpedaling.
Bell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bell is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bell scores with a leg kick.
Bjj will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bell connects with a nice looking jab.
Bell connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bjj shoots for a takedown but Bell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Joe Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sparbot Bjj.
Bjj attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bell jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell scores with a punch to the head.
Joe Bell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bjj is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bell.
Bjj takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bjj tries to clinch up but Bell circles away and keeps his distance.
Bell jabs Bjj right on the nose. Bjj blinks but takes it well.
Bell looks to land a combination but Bjj avoids it well.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bell. That's going to slow Bjj down.
Jab from Bell.
Bjj shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bell pinned against the cage. Bell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bell feints and then cracks Bjj's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bjj down.
Bell throws a nice looking combination but Bjj bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bjj throws a nice looking combination but Bell bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick from Bell lands but Bjj takes it in his stride.
Bell displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bjj fails to land with a series of punches.
Bell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bjj tries to clinch but Bell is having none of it.
A solid body kick from Bell.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bjj closes the distance and clinches up with Bell, looking for a takedown. Bjj pushes Bell against the cage but Bell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bjj throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bell's waist but Bell gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bjj off to one side.
Bjj is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bell is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Bjj.
Bjj tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bell finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bjj takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bell scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Horrible takedown by Bjj or perhaps it was just good defense by Bell which made him look bad.
Bjj shoots in and drives through. Bell sprawls well.
Bell connects with a single shot there.
Bjj misses with a takedown attempt
and Bell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bell is looking to slow Bjj down with leg kicks.
Bell connects with the punch.
Bjj doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bjj takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bell with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Bjj drives through with a takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell keeping full guard, as Bjj tries to pass.
Bell wants to get back to his feet but Bjj is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bell tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bjj trying to control but Bell is working from the bottom.
Bell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Joe Bell wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Bjj misses with a takedown attempt
and Bell counters with a stiff right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bjj misses with a takedown attempt
and Bell counters with a right hand to the body.
Bell's corner calls for a 1-2. Bell obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bjj has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bjj.
Bell scores with a decent looking hook.
Good leg kick by Bell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bell sizes up Bjj with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bjj's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bell connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bjj scrambles back to his feet.
A cross from Bell lands.
Bjj takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donk. Bell catches Bjj right on the button with a cross.
Bell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Bell scores with a four punch combination!

Bjj is rocked!
Bjj tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bell sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bjj somewhat.
Bjj is still on wobbly legs! Can Bell finish him?
Bjj fails with the takedown
and Bell counters with a good, hard body kick but Bjj shrugs it off.
Bjj seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bell delivers a nice body kick.
Bell connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bjj fails to land the takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Bell dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bjj wants to clinch but Bell slips to the side
and Bell connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice body kick from Bell.
Bjj wants to clinch but Bell slips to the side
and Bjj takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bjj tries to clinch there but Bell circles away.
Bell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bjj moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bell fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bjj walks into a stiff left hand from Bell.
Bjj throws a head kick but Bell moves out of range.
Bell slips a jab and a cross from Bjj.
Bell misses with the combination.
Bjj shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bell pinned against the cage. Bell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bell changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bell fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bell moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bjj doesn't manage to clinch there - Bell circles away.
Bell throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bjj has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bjj moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bell throws a nice head kick!
Bell paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bjj misses with a takedown attempt
and Bell counters with a nice uppercut.
Bell displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Sparbot Bjj has been cut.
Bjj tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bell thows a body kick. Bjj tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A nice combination there by Bell.
Bell cracks Bjj with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bjj can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab, jab by Bell - just one landing.
Bjj shoots in for a double leg but Bell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Joe Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sparbot Bjj.
Bell lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bell.
Bell is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bjj is breathing heavily.
Bell swats away the attempt to clinch by Bjj.
Bell chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bjj.
Joe Bell is winning the standup battle so far.
Bell misses with a double jab.
Good leg kick by Bell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bjj shoots in for a takedown but Bell shows good takedown defense.
Bjj moves forwards but Bell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bell lands a high kick!
Bell scores with a one two! Bjj had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bjj takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bjj tries to clinch up but Bell circles away and keeps his distance.
Bell cracks Bjj with an open hand slap.
Bjj looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bell is fending him off so far but Bjj persists. Nope, Bell circles away and we're back to standing.
Bjj shoots for a takedown but Bell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bell's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bell duly obliges.
Nice takedown defense from Bell. No joy for Bjj on that attempt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bell - that will leave a mark!
Bell changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bjj's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bell.
Bell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bjj ducks right into an uppercut from Bell.
Bjj takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bjj takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bell fails to land with a series of punches.
Bell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Bell throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bell pushes Bjj away with a front kick.
Bjj takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bjj doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bell counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bjj has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bell finds it's way round the side to connect with Bjj's head.
Bjj steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bell. That one must have hurt.
Bell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bell scores with a push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bjj shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bell sprawls well. Bell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bjj gets slowly back to his feet.
Bell displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Both fighters circling a little - Bell finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bjj looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bjj moves forwards but Bell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bjj has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bell finds it's way round the side to connect with Bjj's head.
Bjj is looking to clinch.
Bjj's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bjj fails with the takedown
and Bell counters with a left and a right that stings Bjj.
Bell connects with a single shot there.
Bell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bjj crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bell - the referee stops the clock and Bjj gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bell. Bjj manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bjj tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bjj takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bjj tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Bell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sparbot Bjj's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bell shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bjj eats them both and turns towards Bell to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Bell lands a really nice looking cross but Bjj seems unphased.
Bjj doesn't manage to clinch there - Bell circles away.
Horrible takedown by Bjj or perhaps it was just good defense by Bell which made him look bad.
Bell scores with a three punch combo!
Bell scores with a spinning back kick!
Bjj throws a sloppy head kick and Bell moves out of range easily.
Bell stuffs the takedown.
Bjj throws a right and a left that Bell avoids nicely.
Bjj shoots in for a takedown but Bell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Joe Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sparbot Bjj.
Bjj shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bell counters with a stiff right hand.
Bjj takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bjj tries to clinch but Bell is having none of it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bjj crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bell - the referee stops the clock and Bjj gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bell. Bjj manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bell, right into the meat.
Bell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bell uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bjj has time to react.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bell.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bell.
Bell cracks Bjj with a good jab.
Bjj tries to clinch but Bell is having none of it.
Bjj tries to close the distance and clinch but Bell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bell feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bjjs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bjj takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bell lands a leg kick that knocks Bjj off balance momentarily.
Bjj tries to clinch but Bell moves out of range.
Bell displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bjj.
Bell throws a one two combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bjj shoots and misses
and Bell counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bell fakes the leg kick and cracks Bjj in the body.
Bell ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell lands a nice hook to Bjj's body. Bjj takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bell bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bjj's head backwards.
Nice shot by Bell.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Bell! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Joe Bell!
An intense looking Joe Bell took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Mohammed is a pedo, Mohammed is a pedo, na na naaa na oi, na na naaa na oi!'.