PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Cena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poly Styrene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cena comes to the cage accompanied by My Time is Now. Styrene has chosen Men at work - Land down under (Gotcha feat. Mission remix 2009) as his entrance music. Poly Styrene looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Cena
vs
Styrene

200 cm
22
267 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

201 cm
20
235 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Cena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Poly Styrene!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cena misses with a few strikes there.
Styrene throws a left and a right that both miss

and Cena counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Styrene!

Styrene is rocked!
You get the feeling that Styrene really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Styrene is still in real trouble! Can Cena finish him?
Styrene keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Styrene seems to have recovered his senses.

Cena looking to secure an arm triangle but Styrene defends it well.
Styrene working to try and regain half guard.
Styrene looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cena cracks Styrene with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Cena lands a big elbow.
Styrene is trying to stand.
Styrene tries to hold on but Cena postures up.
Styrene is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Cena sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
You get the feeling that Styrene really doesn't like being in this position too much.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Styrene regains half guard.
Styrene tries to get to full guard but Cena has control of the leg.

Cena postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Styrene to stand up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cena, as that shot connected.
Cena stuffs the takedown attempt from Styrene. Styrene gets slowly back to his feet.
Cena misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cena misses with a head kick.
Styrene tries for a takedown but Cena circles away easily

and Cena counters with a left and a right that hurts Styrene! He wobbles and falls to the floor - he's in big trouble! Cena jumps into full mount!
Cena trying to control but Styrene is having none of it.
Cena with good strikes from the mount here!
Cena controlling the pace for now.
Styrene tries to reverse the position but Cena maintains control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cena has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Styrene is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). John Cena!