PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lex Lexington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mister Deeds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Deeds has chosen Palmdale by Afroman as his entrance music. Mister Deeds has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Lexington
vs
Deeds

175 cm
20
159 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

170 cm
20
155 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lex Lexington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mister Deeds!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lexington moves into the clinch successfully.
Deeds's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lexington working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lexington creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Lexington.
Still in the clinch, Lexington scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Lexington.
Lexington jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Deeds walks away with a smile on his face. Lexington gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Deeds blocks a jab.
Deeds scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Lex Lexington has been cut.
Lexington wants to clinch.
Deeds misses with a body shot.
Deeds moves out of range of the strikes.
Lexington bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Deeds's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Deeds throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Deeds misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Deeds.
Lexington misses the jab.
Lexington tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Deeds paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lexington tries to close the distance and clinch up but Deeds swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Deeds takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Deeds throws a nice looking combination but Lexington bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Deeds throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lexington jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lexington connects with a crisp jab.
Deeds displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lexington swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Deeds throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lexington sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Deeds uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lexington.
Mister Deeds seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Deeds throws a hook but Lexington blocks it.
Deeds rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lexington moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lexington throws a lazy right hand but Deeds sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lexington slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lexington fails with a takedown attempt.
Lexington tries to close the distance and clinch up but Deeds swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lexington checks a low kick from Deeds.
Lexington fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lexington keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lexington avoids the head kick by Deeds.
Deeds avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lexington wants to clinch.
Deeds moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lexington defending well as Deeds loads up on a big left hand.
Deeds stuffs the takedown attempt from Lexington. Lexington gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lex Lexington. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Deeds looks to land a combination but Lexington avoids it well.
Deeds moves forwards but Lexington connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lexington looks to land a left hand but Deeds moved out of range nicely.
Lexington misses with a looping left.
Lexington throws a looping overhand right but Deeds ducks down to avoid it.
Lexington is looking to clinch but Deeds is avoiding it.
Deeds lands a head shot.
A big left from Lexington misses.
Deeds circles away from the clinch attempt.

Deeds closes the distance and clinches.
Deeds can't break the clinch.
Lexington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Deeds wants to break free but Lexington has control.
Lexington wants a takedown but no success here.
Lexington works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lexington misses with a punch to the body.
Lexington throws a punch but it's blocked by Deeds.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lexington keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Deeds's efforts to push away.
Lexington lands a shoulder strike.
Lexington leaning against his opponent.
Lexington working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lexington creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lexington displaying some good clinch control by pressing Deeds up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Deeds can't break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lexington can't find room to land a body shot as Deeds controls the action.
Lexington is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Deeds is defending well for now.
Deeds is trying to break the clinch but Lexington has him pressed against the cage.
Deeds is trying to force a seperation but Lexington has the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lex Lexington will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lex Lexington's cut.
That's time! Lexington's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Deeds lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lexington scores with a head kick.
Lexington is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Lexington connects with a jab.
Deeds missing with a left hand there. Lexington was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Deeds feints a jab promting Lexington to slip. Deeds then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Lexington slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Lexington closes the distance and clinches.

Deeds manages to break the clinch.

Lexington clinches up against the cage.
Deeds tries to break the clinch but Lexington is controlling the position.
Lexington trying to land knees to the body.
A short right from Lexington.
Good body shot from Lexington.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lexington makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Deeds is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Deeds wants to get back to striking at distance but Lexington won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lexington doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lexington gets through Deeds's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lexington prevents Deeds from breaking the clinch.
Lexington working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lexington lands a left hand.
Deeds blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Deeds with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Deeds escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lexington's corner calls for a 1-2. Lexington obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mister Deeds is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Deeds has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lexington tries a body shot but Deeds blocks it.
Lexington goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Deeds blocking some punches.
Lexington lands a right hand that snaps the head of Deeds backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lexington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lexington misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Lexington is working for takedown but Deeds is calmly controlling the position for now.
Deeds wants to break free but Lexington has control.
Lexington makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short left from Lexington.
Lexington keeps control of Deeds as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lexington stalling in the clinch.
Lexington lands a hook to the side of the head.
Deeds gets underhooks to prevent Lexington's takedown attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lexington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Deeds tries to break free but Lexington pushes him back against the cage.
Lexington misses with a punch on the inside.

Lexington gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Deeds regains guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Lexington working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Deeds's head.
Deeds really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lexington. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lexington stands up over Deeds, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Lexington wants to control from the top but Deeds keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Deeds can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lexington controls the pace.
Deeds striking off his back but it's not causing Lexington any problems.
Lexington throws a big right hand that misses.
Lexington trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Deeds is trying to control the position but Lexington postures up.
Deeds tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lexington has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lexington trying to control but Deeds is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Deeds working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lexington.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Deeds pushes Lexington off and scrambles back to his feet.
Decent striking displayed by Lexington there.
Deeds scores with a sloppy right hand. Lexington should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Deeds misses with a jab, cross combination.
Deeds tries to bum rush Lexington with a series of wild strikes but Lexington uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A slow jab from Deeds misses its intended target.
Deeds fails to land with a series of punches.
Deeds is breathing heavily.
Lexington scores with a crisp jab that stopped Deeds in his tracks.
Deeds keeps the fight on the outside.
Mister Deeds seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lexington tries to clinch there but Deeds circles away.
Deeds misses with a double jab
enabling Lexington to counter with a crisp jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lexington connects with a nice looking jab.
Deeds moves out of range as Lexington strikes.
Deeds misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lex Lexington dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lex Lexington's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Lexington lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lexington lands a nice shot that snaps Deeds's head back.
Lexington connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Deeds throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Deeds throws a series of punches but Lexington moves out of range.
Lexington cracks Deeds with a good jab.
Deeds misses with a series of wild punches.
Deeds takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Deeds looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Lexington clinches with his opponent.
Lexington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lexington lands a right hand that snaps the head of Deeds backwards.
Lexington lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lexington misses with the head strike.
Lexington lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Deeds tries to break the clinch but Lexington is controlling the position.
Lexington is trying to stall.
Deeds wants to get back to striking at distance but Lexington won't allow it.
Deeds blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Deeds is looking to control Lexington's arms but Lexington gets an underhook and turns him. Now Deeds has his back to the cage.
Lexington stalling the fight.
Lexington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lexington doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Deeds letting Lexington take a breather here.
Deeds wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lexington wants a takedown but no success here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lexington swings wildly with an uppercut but Deeds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Deeds is trying to break the clinch but Lexington is controlling him.
Deeds stops a takedown attempt from Lexington.
Lexington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lexington is working for takedown but Deeds is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lex Lexington. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Deeds blocks a body shot from Lexington.
Deeds has had enough of the clinch but Lexington keeps him there for the moment.
Deeds blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Deeds wants to break the clinch but can't.
Deeds gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Lexington.
Lexington goes for a takedown in the clinch but Deeds prevents it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lexington changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Deeds fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Deeds moves into range and clinches up with Lexington.
Mister Deeds has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lexington has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Deeds is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Deeds wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lexington tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Deeds blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lex Lexington is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Deeds is trying to push Lexington away but Lexington has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Deeds avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Deeds is looking to break free of the clinch but Lexington has double underhooks.
Deeds is trying to force a seperation but Lexington has the dominant position.
Lexington lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Deeds.
Lexington lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Deeds tries to circle away but Lexington has him pinned against the cage.
Lexington wants a takedown.
Deeds swings away with an uppercut that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lex Lexington showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lexington, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:28
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lex Lexington!
A very excited looking Lex Lexington rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.