PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Caine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jew Boy kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Caine
vs
Hitler

191 cm
23
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Harry Caine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Caine closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Hitler's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Hitler pushes Caine off and gets back to his feet.
Hitler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Caine pinned against the cage. Caine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hitler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Caine drives through with a takedown into Hitler's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Caine tries to stand but Hitler is controlling from the bottom.
Caine knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hitler on the ground.
Hitler lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Caine!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Hitler working for a guillotine from mount but Caine is in no mood to give up.
BOOM! Hitler connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Caine is looking to get to half guard.
Hitler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Hitler working for a submission but Caine is keeping him at bay.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitler looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Hitler is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Caine is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Caine flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Hitler anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Caine and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Hitler slips an arm under Caine chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Hitler has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Hitler is squeezing on Caine like an anaconda would it's prey. Caine fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'The jews are the scum of the world, We must fight against their evil.'.