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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard comes into the arena with I'm Fat blaring out of the sound system. Tubo Lard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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223 lbs
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194 cm
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208 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Sano and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lard scores with a one two! Barnes had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like John Barnes has been cut.
Lard scores with a jab to the head.
Lard lands a head kick that sends Barnes down! Barnes is flopping around the mat trying to get back up, leaving the referee no choice but to wave off the fight! Lard is victorious!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Tubo Lard!
Tubo Lard seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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