PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spete Pasanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Badr Hari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pasanen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rolling Stones - Paint it black. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Pasanen
vs
Hari

204 cm
28
251 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

200 cm
27
285 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Spete Pasanen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Badr Hari!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pasanen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pasanen misses with a double jab.
Hari throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hari. Pasanen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hari misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pasanen.
Hari shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice straight punches there by Pasanen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pasanen.

It looks like Badr Hari has been cut.
A swing and a miss from Pasanen.

Pasanen waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Hari. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Hari to the canvas! Can he finish him!?

Hari is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pasanen works over Hari with some ground and pound from guard.
Hari is still in real trouble! Can Pasanen finish him?
Pasanen loads up on a big left hand. Hari felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Pasanen looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Hari can't hide his disappointment, as Pasanen celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spete Pasanen!
An out of breath and clearly excited Spete Pasanen thanked Perkele! for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).