PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Donkier The Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hoo Flung Poo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donkier The Slick could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hoo Flung Poo's chin.

The Slick
vs
Flung Poo

188 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Donkier The Slick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hoo Flung Poo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Slick shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The Slick is looking to take a break and control but Poo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Poo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Slick. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Poo is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute The Slick jumps into side control!
The Slick scoring with punches from side control.

The Slick wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Poo, who protects the arm well.
The Slick controlling the position from side mount.
Poo is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Poo is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
The Slick working the ground and pound from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Slick working the ground and pound from side control.
The Slick scoring with punches from side control.
The Slick is working Poo over with some ground and pound from side control.
Poo is not content to let The Slick control the position.
Sloppy strikes there by The Slick.
The Slick wants to control but Poo is keeping him busy.
The Slick looks up at the clock and then as Poo takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, The Slick smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

The Slick decides to stand back up.
Poo tries to clinch but The Slick moves out of range.
Poo tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Slick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Slick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Slick looks to land a body kick but Poo moved away.
Poo throws a good cross that connects.
Poo swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Slick throws a series of punches but Poo avoids them all with ease.
Poo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Poo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Poo wants it to stay on the feet.
The Slick tries for a takedown but Poo sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hoo Flung Poo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Slick shoots in and drives through. Poo sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Donkier The Slick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Slick is breathing heavily.
Poo wants to clinch up but The Slick keeps it at a distance.
Poo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Slick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Poo throws a right and a left that The Slick avoids nicely.
Hoo Flung Poo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poo moves to clinch but The Slick breaks away

and The Slick holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
The Slick keeps control of Poo as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

The Slick has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Poo regains guard immediately.
The Slick with a flurry of punches that miss.
Poo is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The Slick drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and The Slick jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Poo wants to stand up but The Slick is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Slick preventing the sweep.
Poo wants to stand but The Slick is controlling the position.
The Slick trying to control but Poo is working from the bottom.

The Slick stands up from Poo's guard - The Slick perhaps looking for a knockout.
Poo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Slick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poo scores with a nice head shot.
The Slick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Slick avoids the body shot from Poo.
Poo tries to close the distance and clinch but The Slick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Poo thuds a left hand into The Slick's body.
Poo fails with an attempt to clinch.

Poo has The Slick up against the cage in a clinch.

The Slick gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Poo regains guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poo keeping full guard, as The Slick tries to pass.
Poo manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Slick gets back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donkier The Slick dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Poo defends well against a solid takedown attempt from The Slick.
Poo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Poo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Poo wants it to stay on the feet.
The Slick's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Poo connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! The Slick scrambles back to his feet.
The Slick misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Donkier The Slick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poo misses with a straight left.
The Slick defending well as Poo loads up on a big left hand.
Nice shot by Poo.
Poo tries to clinch up.
Donkier The Slick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poo throws a right and a left that The Slick avoids nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from The Slick is defended easily by Poo.
Poo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The Slick takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Slick shoots in and drives through. Poo sprawls well.
Poo clobbers The Slick with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Poo is looking to clinch but The Slick is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Slick slips a jab and a cross from Poo.
Poo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Slick.
Poo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Slick on the side of the head.
Poo connects with the punch.
Poo throws a right hand that The Slick ducks under and follows up with a left that The Slick also avoids with ease.
Poo tries to clinch there but The Slick circles away.
Poo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as The Slick backs up against the cage.
Poo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Poo lands a jab to the nose.
Poo moves out of range of the leg kick from The Slick.
Poo lands a glancing blow to the side of The Slick's head.
Poo thuds a left hand into The Slick's body.
The Slick looks for a takedown but Poo sprawls well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Poo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Poo moves in looking to clinch but The Slick pushes him off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Slick circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Slick gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Poo wants to clinch

and The Slick counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The Slick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Slick throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Poo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Poo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Poo keeping moving, preventing The Slick from controlling successfully.
Poo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Poo looking to control.
Poo is looking to stand up but The Slick isn't so interested in that idea.
The Slick trying to control but Poo is working from the bottom.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The Slick postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Poo doesn't manage to clinch there - The Slick circles away.
The Slick walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Slick takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Poo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Poo might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Poo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Slick swats away the attempt to clinch by Poo.
Hoo Flung Poo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No luck for The Slick with that takedown attempt.
The Slick walks into a stiff left hand from Poo.
A shot to the liver by Poo. Beautiful body shot.
Poo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as The Slick backs up against the cage.
Poo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Poo throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poo tries to clinch there but The Slick circles away.
Sloppy strikes from Poo. Those never looked like landing.
Poo keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Poo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Slick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Slick takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Poo doesn't manage to clinch there - The Slick circles away.
Poo moves in looking to clinch but The Slick pushes him off.
Poo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Poo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Slick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

The Slick feints and as Poo raises his hands in defense, The Slick changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Slick controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The Slick with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hoo Flung Poo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Poo displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The Slick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Poo.

Excellent takedown into side control there by The Slick.
The Slick working the ground and pound.
The Slick works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Poo seems a little lost for a moment, as The Slick dominates the positioning.
Poo is trying to control The Slick's posture but The Slick avoids it.

The Slick working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

The Slick is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Poo is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Slick is trying to get an arm triangle but Poo is defending well.

The Slick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Poo is trying to control The Slick's posture but The Slick avoids it.
Poo bucks up and tries to throw The Slick off but instead The Slick has got his back!
Will The Slick go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
The referee is taking a good look at Poo as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from The Slick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Slick is looking for the choke from the back position but Poo is controlling his hands well.
The Slick looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
The Slick has Poo flattened out and is raining down punches.
Poo tries to escape the position.
The Slick landing with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Slick scores with punches from the back.
Poo has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
The Slick lands shots from the back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poo tries to escape but The Slick has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Poo is taking damage to the body and head.
The Slick is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. The Slick gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. The Slick gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. The Slick apologises and we restart here on the feet.

The Slick has closed the distance and engaged Poo in a clinch.
Poo gets underhooks to prevent The Slick's takedown attempt.
Poo is trying to break the clinch but The Slick is controlling him.
The Slick fails to pull guard.

The Slick is trying to trip Poo. He has hold of a leg but Poo is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. The Slick persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Poo controls The Slick momentarily but The Slick frees himself.
The Slick wants to control from the top but Poo keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The Slick drops back looking for a leg! Poo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Poo manages to kick The Slick off! The Slick jumps back into Poo's guard.
Poo wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poo keeping moving, preventing The Slick from controlling successfully.

The Slick drops back looking for a leg! Poo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Poo manages to kick The Slick off! The Slick jumps back into Poo's guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donkier The Slick showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Slick has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donkier The Slick!