PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Friendish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Friendish has chosen Jump around as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Frank Friendish was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bin Laden
vs
Friendish

190 cm
29
275 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

220 cm
24
280 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Friendish!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Joseph Jones and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Friendish misses the jab.
Friendish tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bin Laden counters with a series of strikes. Friendish will be more careful next time no doubt.
Friendish takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Friendish just misses with a punch to the body.
Friendish tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bin Laden manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Friendish falls off balance throwing a combination
and Friendish takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice straight punches there by Bin Laden. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bin Laden.
Friendish misses with the combination.
Friendish misses with a wild combination.
Bin Laden fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Friendish bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Friendish takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bin Laden throws a big shot that misses.
Friendish throws a lazy uppercut
and Bin Laden counters with a slapping leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Friendish tries to clinch
and Bin Laden counters with a one-two to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden digs a good hook to Friendish's body.
Friendish throws a poor cross that misses
and Bin Laden counters with a nice body shot.
Frank Friendish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Friendish looks gassed!

Friendish closes the distance and clinches.
Bin Laden is struggling to control the position.
Bin Laden lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Friendish misses with some punches.
Friendish blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bin Laden tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bin Laden is struggling to control the position.
Bin Laden doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Friendish lands with a left to the head.
Bin Laden stalling against the cage.
Bin Laden works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Bin Laden breaks the clinch.
Bin Laden chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bin Laden lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden throws a sloppy head kick and Friendish moves out of range easily.
Friendish misses the body punch
enabling Bin Laden to counter with a crisp jab.
Friendish is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Friendish takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bin Laden tries a head kick but it misses.
Bin Laden thows a body shot but no joy.
Bin Laden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bin Laden lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bin Laden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Friendish circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Friendish tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bin Laden counters with a three punch combo that has Friendish backing up. Friendish nods at Bin Laden to acknowledge the strikes.
Bin Laden throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Friendish colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Bin Laden as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Friendish is left battered and dazed whilst Bin Laden and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!