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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barry Weiss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weiss comes into the arena with Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise blaring out of the sound system. Fuckwell has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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198 lbs
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194 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barry Weiss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell checks a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Weiss lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fuckwell doesn't seem phased though.
Jab from Fuckwell.
Weiss misses with a lunging right hand
and Fuckwell counters with a slapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a body kick that misses.
Weiss misses with a kick to the body
and Fuckwell counters with a head kick. That will keep Weiss thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckwell is looking to score with low kicks.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Weiss.
Fuckwell throws a push kick but Weiss slaps the foot to one side.
Weiss fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
Nice shot by Weiss.
Fuckwell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Weiss.
Fuckwell cracks Weiss with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Weiss looks to throw a body kick
and Fuckwell counters with a solid body kick.
Weiss misses with a hook
and Fuckwell counters with a slapping leg kick.
Weiss takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fuckwell tries to land a front kick but Weiss steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Weiss throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Fuckwell counters with a leg kick.
Weiss moves out of range of the body kick.
A head kick by Weiss misses
and Fuckwell counters with a big head kick but Weiss shrugs it off.
Weiss gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Fuckwell counters with a series of strikes. Weiss will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell lands with a kick to the temple. Weiss shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Fuckwell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Weiss is breathing heavily.
Weiss misses with a right hand
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Good exchange - Fuckwell coming out on top.
Fuckwell lands with a slapping head kick.
Weiss tries to land a body kick
and Fuckwell counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weiss walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fuckwell.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuckwell.
Weiss ducks right into an uppercut from Fuckwell.
Weiss walks into a left hand.
Weiss takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Weiss is rocked!
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Weiss moves out of range.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Weiss off balance momentarily.
Fuckwell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Weiss takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Weiss off balance momentarily.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fuckwell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Weiss. That did some damage!
Fuckwell sizes up Weiss with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Weiss crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fuckwell - the referee stops the clock and Weiss gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fuckwell. Weiss manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Weiss checks a leg kick.
Fuckwell lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
Weiss blocks the body kick.
Oooooh!!! Fuckwell has knocked Weiss down with a huge combo! Fuckwell steps away and waves a wobbly Weiss back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh Weiss is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell cracks Weiss with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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