PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Grimm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Big Show (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Show has chosen The Pack -Bass as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that The Big Show was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Grimm
vs
Big Show

196 cm
26
280 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

225 cm
25
270 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Grimm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Big Show!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grimm gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Show counters with a head kick. That will keep Grimm thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Show moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Show is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Grimm tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab, jab by Show - just one landing.

It looks like John Grimm has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grimm shoots and misses
and Show counters with a head kick. That will keep Grimm thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

Show rushes Grimm and presses him up against the cage.
Show is working for takedown but Grimm is calmly controlling the position for now.

Show manages to break the clinch.
Show throws a head kick that half lands.
Show pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grimm closes the distance looking to clinch
and Show counters with a nice kick to the body.
Grimm is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Show connects with a high kick.
Show cracks the inside of Grimm's front leg.
Grimm misses with a takedown
and Show counters with a big head kick but Grimm shrugs it off.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Grimm. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Show thows a body shot but no joy.
Grimm takes a head kick and keeps coming.

John Grimm's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Show lands a big head kick that sends Grimm tumbling to the mat! Show takes a step backwards and waves Grimm back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Grimm is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimm is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Show Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Grimm is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). The Big Show!