PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shane Carwin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Carwin
vs
Helmet

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

179 cm
25
202 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Anthony Taglia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.

Helmet lands a left and a right that send Carwin crashing to the mat, dazed. Helmet thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Carwin is rocked!

It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet looks gassed!
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a one two! Carwin had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shane Carwin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet feints a jab promting Carwin to slip. Helmet then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Carwin slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a combination. Carwin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Carwin avoids nicely.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sexy Helmet.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!

Sexy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!