PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Helmet
vs
Carwin

170 cm
25
208 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jorge Garcia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a series of strikes that have Carwin backpedaling.

It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Dirty Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Carwin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a combination. Carwin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!

Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!