PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Howard Moon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moon kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Moon
vs
Seinfeld

185 cm
22
220 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

182 cm
26
210 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Howard Moon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jerry Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Joseph Jones and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moon fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Seinfeld has Moon up against the cage in a clinch.
Seinfeld tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moon avoids it.
Seinfeld is trying to break the clinch but Moon is controlling him.
Seinfeld blocks the elbow strike.
Seinfeld wants to get back to striking at distance but Moon won't allow it.
Seinfeld has had enough of the clinch but Moon keeps him there for the moment.
Moon keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Seinfeld's efforts to push away.
Moon tries to land knees in the clinch but Seinfeld avoids the damage to the body.
Seinfeld creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Seinfeld works on Moon's body with a couple of short punches.
Moon missing with knees to the body.
Moon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Moon lands with a right to the head.
Nice elbow from Moon.
Seinfeld struggles to land a body shot inside as Moon controls his hands.
Moon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Seinfeld is defending well for now.
Seinfeld blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Seinfeld looking to throw knees to the head but Moon is blocking nicely.
Moon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Seinfeld blocks the elbow strike.
Moon throws an elbow but it misses.
Moon lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Moon.

Seinfeld breaks the clinch.
Moon feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Seinfeld's calf.
Moon scoring well with a low kick there.
Seinfeld looks gassed!
Moon thumps Seinfeld with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Moon clinches with his opponent.
Moon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Seinfeld avoids it.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Moon.
Moon pushes Seinfeld back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Jerry Seinfeld has been cut.
Moon creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Seinfeld's defenses.
Moon missing with knees to the body.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Moon scores with a hook to the body.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Moon lands a left hand.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moon lands an elbow just above Seinfeld 's eye.
A right handed body shot lands from Moon.
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Moon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Moon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Moon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Moon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Seinfeld managing to block the knees to the body from Moon.
Moon lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the forehead.
Moon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Seinfeld is defending well for now.
Moon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Moon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Seinfeld avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Seinfeld is defending well for now.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Moon managing to block the knees to the body from Seinfeld.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Moon.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Moon lands an uppercut.
Seinfeld misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moon.
Seinfeld tries to throw a body punch but Moon avoids it by throwing Seinfeld back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moon.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Moon tries to land knees in the clinch but Seinfeld avoids the damage to the body.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Seinfeld is trying to break the clinch but Moon is controlling him.
Moon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Moon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Moon lands a shoulder strike.
Seinfeld wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Seinfeld doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Moon just misses with a elbow thrown towards Seinfeld's brow.
Seinfeld trying to land knees to the body.
Seinfeld avoids a wild elbow strike from Moon.
Moon lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Moon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
Seinfeld is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Seinfeld misses with an elbow strike.
Moon lands a body punch.
Seinfeld lands a body punch.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Moon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
A short body shot lands from Moon as the two fighters clinch.
Moon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Howard Moon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jerry Seinfeld's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Seinfeld takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Moon lets loose with a powerful body kick. Seinfeld will feel that in the morning.
Seinfeld on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Moon clinches.
Howard Moon has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moon digs a right hand into Seinfeld's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Seinfeld's gas tank.
Seinfeld blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Moon lands with a left to the head.
Moon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Moon.
Moon trying to land knees to the body.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Seinfeld misses with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Moon creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Seinfeld's defenses.
Seinfeld is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moon is defending well for now.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Moon landing knees to the body.
Moon lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
Moon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Seinfeld avoids it.
Seinfeld managing to block the knees to the body from Moon.
Moon unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Moon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Seinfeld is defending well for now.
Moon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seinfeld's elbow.
Moon lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Seinfeld backwards.
Seinfeld tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moon avoids it.
Seinfeld blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Seinfeld blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Seinfeld can't break the clinch.
Seinfeld lands with a light punch inside.
A frustrated look appears on Seinfeld's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Seinfeld dodges an elbow strike from Moon.
Moon keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Seinfeld's efforts to push away.
Seinfeld misses with a punch to the body.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Moon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Seinfeld lands a nice knee to the body.
Seinfeld is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Seinfeld working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Moon lands with a right to the head.
Moon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice elbow from Moon.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Moon creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Seinfeld's defenses.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the forehead.
Seinfeld is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moon is defending well for now.
Seinfeld avoids a wild elbow strike from Moon.
Seinfeld lands a hook that snaps the head of Moon backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Moon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Seinfeld trying to land knees to the body.
Moon throws an elbow that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Seinfeld.
Moon lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Moon scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moon misses with an elbow strike.
Moon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Seinfeld can do to turn this around?
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Seinfeld missing with knees to the body.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld avoids the elbow strike from Moon, against the cage.
Seinfeld tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moon's elbow.
Moon misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Moon.
Seinfeld throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Seinfeld tries to circle away but Moon has him pinned against the cage.
Seinfeld tries to work over Moon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moon throws an elbow but it misses.
A short uppercut from Seinfeld.
Nice body punch from Seinfeld - that landed with a thud.
Moon has a couple of punches blocked by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld prevents a body shot from Moon.
Moon throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Seinfeld blocks the elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Seinfeld escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Moon misses the shot to the body.

Seinfeld clinches up against the cage.
Moon throws a head punch that misses.
Moon lands a body punch in the clinch.
Moon misses with an elbow over the top.
Seinfeld missing with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seinfeld.
Moon lands an uppercut.
Moon tries to land knees in the clinch but Seinfeld avoids the damage to the body.
Seinfeld dodges an elbow strike from Moon.
Moon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Seinfeld has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Moon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Moon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Moon throws an elbow that misses.
Seinfeld blocks the elbow strike.
Seinfeld working aggressively here.
Seinfeld lands an elbow just above Moon 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Howard Moon dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jerry Seinfeld's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Seinfeld fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Moon, pushing him back against the cage.
Moon lands an elbow inside.
A shot in the inside from Moon.
Seinfeld tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Moon avoids a wild elbow strike from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld throws a punch but it's blocked by Moon.
A left hand lands to the body for Moon.
Moon avoids a wild elbow strike from Seinfeld.
Moon lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moon throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
Moon scores with a shot to the side of Seinfeld's head.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.
Moon creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Seinfeld's defenses.
Moon landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Moon.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the temple.
A short uppercut from Moon.
Moon lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Moon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seinfeld's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Seinfeld throws a knee to the head but misses.
Moon lands a right hand that snaps the head of Seinfeld backwards.
Moon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the fighters up against the cage, Moon throws an elbow but misses.
Seinfeld takes an elbow to the temple.
Seinfeld tries to work over Moon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moon lands an elbow inside that Seinfeld shrugs off.
A right hand to the body from Moon.
Seinfeld tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moon's elbow.
Seinfeld tries to circle away but Moon has him pinned against the cage.
Moon presses Seinfeld against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Moon lands a good knee to the midsection. Seinfeld won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Moon.
Moon pushes off an throws an elbow but Seinfeld leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Seinfeld goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seinfeld wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Moon has him pressed against the cage.
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Seinfeld working hard to break the clinch.
Moon misses with an elbow over the top.
Seinfeld on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Moon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Seinfeld is defending well for now.
Moon tries to throw a body punch but Seinfeld avoids it by throwing Moon back against the cage.
Seinfeld misses with a hook to the ribs.
Moon takes a shot to the head.
Seinfeld tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moon avoids it.
Moon has Seinfeld pressed against the cage, preventing Seinfeld from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Seinfeld working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Moon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Seinfeld avoids it.
Seinfeld tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Seinfeld wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Moon lands an elbow that stopped Seinfeld in his tracks for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moon throws an elbow but it misses.
Moon trying to land knees to the body.
Seinfeld tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seinfeld throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Seinfeld misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moon.
Moon keeps control of Seinfeld as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Seinfeld avoiding damage as Moon throws knees to the body.
Seinfeld on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seinfeld misses with a hook to the ribs.
Seinfeld with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moon throws an elbow that misses.
Seinfeld lands a body punch.
Seinfeld avoids a wild elbow strike from Moon.
Seinfeld avoids a wild elbow strike from Moon.
Moon blocks an elbow strike.
A short left from Moon.
A body shot lands from Seinfeld.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moon.
Seinfeld using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moon has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Seinfeld is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moon is defending well for now.
Seinfeld is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moon is defending well for now.
Moon lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Moon lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Moon blocking some punches.
Seinfeld wants to break free but Moon has control.
Seinfeld wants to break the clinch but can't.
Moon trying to land knees to the body.
Seinfeld throws an elbow but it misses.
Moon trying to land knees to the body.
Moon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Seinfeld working aggressively here.
Moon blocks an elbow strike.
Seinfeld working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Seinfeld tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Seinfeld is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moon is defending well for now.
Seinfeld on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seinfeld looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Seinfeld goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seinfeld throws an elbow but it misses.
Seinfeld tries a body shot but Moon blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Howard Moon showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Moon has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:26
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Howard Moon!