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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! BJ Penn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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208 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn looks gassed!
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like BJ Penn has been cut.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Penn misses with a head kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Penn in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dirty Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
That's time! Helmet's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Helmet duly obliges.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dirty Helmet.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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