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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Meat Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunnar Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Machine might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to BURZUM - WAR. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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210 lbs
22 - 6 - 0 |
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196 cm
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191 lbs
14 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gunnar Hansen!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danga de danga de dang - Machine scores with a four punch combination!
Machine tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hansen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hansen scores with a push kick.
Machine misses with a few strikes there.
Machine misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Hansen.
Hansen throws a head kick that misses.
Hansen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Machine manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hansen moves out of range of the strikes.
Machine takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hansen closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Machine misses the jab.
Machine just misses with a punch to the body.
Hansen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Machine.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hansen swats away the attempt to clinch by Machine.
A slow jab from Machine misses its intended target.
Hansen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machine connects with a jab.
Hansen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Machine throws a right hand that misses
and Hansen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hansen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hansen dodges the punch combination from Machine.
Machine slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Machine.
Hansen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sloppy strikes from Machine. Those never looked like landing.
Machine throws a poor cross that misses
and Hansen counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Machine is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hansen throws a looping overhand right but Machine ducks down to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hansen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Machine has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Machine and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hansen lands a jab to the head.
Machine lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hansen at a distance.
Machine lands with a straight right. Hansen didn't see that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. Hansen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hansen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Machine sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machine misses with the combination.
Hansen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Machine will feel that in the morning.
Hansen motions for Machine to come forward. Hansen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Machine attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Machine misses with a low kick as Hansen jumps back.
Machine blocks a low kick nicely.
Gunnar Hansen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hansen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Machine.
Hansen tries to score with a low kick but Machine moves his leg out of the way.
Hansen lands a leg kick that knocks Machine off balance momentarily.
Hansen throws a low kick, looking for Machine's leg but Machine calmly moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Machine on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hansen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hansen looks to land a body kick but Machine moved away.
Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Machine uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hansen.
Hansen throws a leg kick that misses.
Machine blocks the body kick.
Machine throws a poor cross that misses
and Hansen counters with a good low kick that Machine was not able to check.
Hansen tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Machine lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Machine scores with a jab to the head.
Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Gunnar Hansen will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hansen was well out of range. Poor timing from Machine.
Hansen tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Machine counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Machine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hansen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hansen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Machine connects with an inside leg kick.
Hansen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Machine throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab lands there for Hansen.
Hansen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Machine.
Machine swings for the body but Hansen moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Machine scores with a four punch combination!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hansen.
Meat Machine is winning the standup battle so far.
Hansen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Machine scores with a nice right hand.
Hansen throws a push kick but Machine slaps the foot to one side.
A slow jab from Machine misses its intended target.
Hansen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. Hansen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Machine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hansen.
Machine misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Machine throws a lazy right hand but Hansen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machine lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hansen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Machine shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hansen defends it nicely.
Machine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hansen manages to avoid it.
Hansen slips a jab and a cross from Machine.
Machine steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hansen.
Machine staying out of range there.
Hansen misses with a low kick.
Hansen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hansen throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hansen tries to clinch there but Machine circles away.
Hansen defending well as Machine loads up on a big left hand.
Hansen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Machine connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hansen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Machine circles away quickly and effectively.
Machine throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hansen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hansen tries a head kick but it misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Hansen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hansen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hansen throws a combination that misses
and Machine counters with a left to the body.
Machine works Hansen's body with a nice hook.
A shot to the liver by Machine. Beautiful body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machine misses with a few strikes there.
Hansen throws a nice inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. Hansen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hansen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hansen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hansen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Machine checks a leg kick.
Machine blocks a head kick by Hansen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice defenses there by Hansen.
Machine scores with a nice strike.
Hansen checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Meat Machine dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Machine throws a lazy right hand but Hansen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That kick from Hansen tenderised Machine's leg. Machine is trying to keep his angry face on.
Machine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hansen checks it well.
A low kick from Hansen misses
and Machine counters with a nice uppercut.
Machine throws a body punch but Hansen moves out of range.
Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Machine throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Machine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hansen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machine on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Machine just misses with a punch to the body.
Machine ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hansen moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen moves out of range as Machine strikes.
Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hansen tries a head kick but it misses.
Hansen fails to land with a series of punches.
Machine looks to land a left hand but Hansen moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Machine throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Machine jabs at Hansen's body.
Machine throws a body punch but Hansen moves out of range.
Machine misses with a body shot
and Hansen counters with an inside leg kick.
Machine missing with a left hand there. Hansen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hansen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Hansen.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hansen.
Machine looks to land a combination but Hansen avoids it well.
Machine is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Machine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hansen throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hansen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machine was well out of range. Poor timing from Hansen.
Hansen moves away from the strike by Machine.
Hansen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Machine checks the leg kick.
Machine misses with a body punch
and Hansen counters with a nice leg kick.
Hansen lands with a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hansen throws a head kick but Machine moves out of range.
Hansen lands a leg kick that knocks Machine off balance momentarily.
Hansen throws a head kick but Machine moves out of range.
Hansen moves into the clinch successfully.
Machine prevents a body shot from Hansen.
Hansen tries to throw a body punch but Machine avoids it by throwing Hansen back against the cage.
Hansen misses with the head strike.
Hansen lands a left hand.
A right handed body shot lands from Machine.
Hansen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Machine blocks a body shot from Hansen.
A body shot lands from Hansen.
Hansen is pressed up against the cage. Machine has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Hansen down to the mat. Hansen avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Hansen.
No joy there for Machine, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hansen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hansen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machine misses the shot to the body.
Hansen ducks right into an uppercut from Machine.
Hansen lands a head kick. Machine smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hansen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Machine lands a head shot.
Machine fails to land with a series of punches.
Hansen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hansen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Machine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hansen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gunnar Hansen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hansen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Gunnar Hansen!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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