PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Crackudo Jeremias (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conan Barbarian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremias's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mr Jack-System of a down. The key to victory for Crackudo Jeremias has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Jeremias
vs
Barbarian

190 cm
26
177 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

182 cm
28
184 lbs
12 - 13 - 2

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crackudo Jeremias!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conan Barbarian!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barbarian will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice takedown defense from Jeremias. No joy for Barbarian on that attempt.
Jeremias scores with a jab.
Barbarian fails with the takedown.
Crackudo Jeremias has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Conan Barbarian.
Jeremias rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Barbarian moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Barbarian looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jeremias is trying to stand up here but Barbarian is controlling him well.
Jeremias pushes Barbarian off but Barbarian dives into side control.
Barbarian wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jeremias keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Barbarian in side control lands a decent elbow.
Barbarian landing strikes.
Barbarian landing strikes.
Jeremias is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Barbarian has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Barbarian is chipping away with strikes.

Jeremias is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barbarian working the ground and pound.
Oh Jeremias is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jeremias is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Barbarian scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Jeremias is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Barbarian can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conan Barbarian!