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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sylvester Stallone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and None Yah Damn Buissness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sylvester Stallone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, None Yah Damn Buissness!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Damn Buissness scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Stallone is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Damn Buissness is looking to take a break and control but Stallone is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Damn Buissness is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Damn Buissness tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Damn Buissness has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Stallone is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Stallone is trying to control Damn Buissness's posture but Damn Buissness avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stallone wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Stallone tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stallone struggling a bit here.
Stallone prevents Damn Buissness from improving position.
Stallone might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Damn Buissness decides to stand back up. Damn Buissness steps back and let's Stallone get back to his feet.
Stallone doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Damn Buissness counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Stallone's guard now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Buissness is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Damn Buissness drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Damn Buissness jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Damn Buissness is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Stallone is working an open guard so Damn Buissness takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stallone displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Damn Buissness shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stallone as he avoids it easily.
Damn Buissness has Stallone up against the cage in a clinch.
Damn Buissness wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Stallone has him pressed against the cage.
Stallone lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like None Yah Damn Buissness has been cut.
Stallone wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Damn Buissness jumps guard and drags Stallone to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Damn Buissness kicks Stallone off and gets to his feet.
Damn Buissness scores with a takedown into Stallone's guard.
Damn Buissness looks gassed!
Stallone is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Damn Buissness tries to free his leg and advance position but Stallone is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stallone trying to control the position.
Stallone wants to stand but Damn Buissness is controlling the position.
Damn Buissness wants to control from the top but Stallone keeps moving.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Damn Buissness stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stallone swivels though and keeps the full guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Damn Buissness has taken the fight to the clinch.
Damn Buissness has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Stallone is trying to keep an underhook but Damn Buissness manages to get the takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
None Yah Damn Buissness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on None Yah Damn Buissness's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A jab from Stallone finds it's way through Damn Buissness's defenses.
Damn Buissness shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Stallone is staying active underneath Damn Buissness, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Stallone looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Damn Buissness prevents Stallone from standing back up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Damn Buissness wants to pass to mount but Stallone is defending the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stallone is trying to get back to full guard.
Damn Buissness throwing shots but Stallone is blocking nicely.
Stallone trying to hold on to Damn Buissness's head to control him but Damn Buissness postures up.
Stallone wants to improve his position but Damn Buissness is controlling well.
Damn Buissness stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Stallone to get to his feet.
Stallone pushes Damn Buissness up against the cage in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Damn Buissness ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Damn Buissness no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Damn Buissness is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Damn Buissness looking for a guillotine here but Stallone defends easily.
Damn Buissness pushes Stallone off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Stallone displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Stallone closes the distance but Damn Buissness moves to the side
and Damn Buissness counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stallone won't be happy with that.
None Yah Damn Buissness has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damn Buissness thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Damn Buissness decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Stallone has his takedown stuffed
and Damn Buissness counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stallone won't be happy with that.
Damn Buissness taking a breather here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stallone tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Damn Buissness wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Damn Buissness is looking to take a break and control but Stallone is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Damn Buissness decides to stand back up. Damn Buissness steps back and let's Stallone get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Damn Buissness shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Stallone manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Damn Buissness not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
None Yah Damn Buissness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on None Yah Damn Buissness's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Damn Buissness shoots in and bounces Stallone off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Damn Buissness trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Stallone is looking for a triangle here but Damn Buissness uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Stallone struggling a bit here.
Stallone is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee asks Damn Buissness politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Damn Buissness prefers to stall for the moment though.
Stallone takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Damn Buissness stands up.
Stallone misses with a takedown
and Damn Buissness counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stallone won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Damn Buissness remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Let's hope that Damn Buissness has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damn Buissness trying to control the position but Stallone is working away.
The ref stands the fighters back up. None Yah Damn Buissness was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Stallone darts in trying to clinch
so Damn Buissness counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Damn Buissness scoring with some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stallone can't keep his opponent in guard - Damn Buissness advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Damn Buissness is trying to control the action in half guard but Stallone is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Damn Buissness controlling the action here.
Damn Buissness working over Stallone with some ground and pound. Stallone looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Stallone is trying to stand.
Damn Buissness takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Stallone is in trouble now - Damn Buissness has advanced to mount!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damn Buissness controlling the position easily from mount.
Damn Buissness has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Damn Buissness scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Damn Buissness controlling from mount.
Damn Buissness trying to control but Stallone is having none of it.
And that's the end of the fight!
None Yah Damn Buissness comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Damn Buissness winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 26:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... None Yah Damn Buissness!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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