PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cus Loves The Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and XX XX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cus Loves The Cock has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Loves The Cock
vs
XX

185 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

200 cm
25
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cus Loves The Cock!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, XX XX!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Cock loads up on a big right hand but XX slips the punch.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
Nice uppercut lands for The Cock. That snapped XX's head back.
The Cock bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of XX's head.
The Cock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Cock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
XX wants to clinch.
XX tries to clinch but The Cock is having none of it.
XX closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

XX shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
XX looking to ground and pound but The Cock is blocking nicely.
The Cock is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
XX tries to control but The Cock wriggling away.
XX controlling the position easily from mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.

XX is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But The Cock has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from The Cock!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Cock being controlled here momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
XX trying to control the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up. XX XX was stalling too much, according to the referee.
The Cock looks to land a right hand but XX moved out of range.
Cus Loves The Cock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

XX moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, XX scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Cock lands with a short shot to the head.
The Cock misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Cock is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
XX has The Cock pressed against the cage.

The Cock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
XX takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
XX tries to clinch up.
The Cock throws a series of punches but XX avoids them all with ease.
XX slips a straight right by The Cock.

XX clinches up against the cage.
The Cock is pressed up against the cage. XX has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Cock down to the mat. The Cock avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Cock works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
XX wants to clinch.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Cock is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
XX tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Cock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. XX sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Cock lands a right hook to the body.
XX wants to clinch.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
XX dives in and grabs The Cock's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Cock pushes down on XX's head and hops out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Cock misses with a jab, cross combination.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No luck with that takedown attempt from XX.
Cus Loves The Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of XX XX.
The Cock lands with a nice body punch.
XX connects with a body shot that sends The Cock's belly button to the back.
Cus Loves The Cock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
The Cock throws a looping overhand right but XX ducks down to avoid it.
The Cock scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
XX shoots in but no luck this time.
The Cock is breathing heavily.
The Cock needs to keep his hands up - XX had a free shot at his head there.
XX takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Cock throws the left hand but XX avoids the punch easily.
The Cock connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between XX's hands.
A jab from The Cock misses.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
Some bone on bone action there as The Cock checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The Cock misses with a shot to the body
and XX counters with a left and a right that stings The Cock.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock misses with a looping left.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
XX shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
XX misses with a low kick as The Cock jumps back.
Nice takedown defense from The Cock. No joy for XX on that attempt.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
XX uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Cock.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
The Cock throws a big shot that misses.
XX throws a right hand that The Cock ducks under and follows up with a left that The Cock also avoids with ease.
The Cock misses with an uppercut. XX saw that one coming.
XX shoots in but The Cock avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The Cock lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
XX moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock throws a shot to the body.
The Cock slaps away a takedown attempt from XX, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The Cock lands an overhand right.
XX fails with the takedown.
XX uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Cock.
The Cock scores with the left hand. XX knows he should have avoided that one.

XX forces The Cock back against the cage and clinches.
The Cock has a couple of punches blocked by XX.
A short body shot lands from The Cock as the two fighters clinch.
The Cock stalls.
The Cock tries to work over XX's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The Cock is pressed up against the cage. XX has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Cock down to the mat. The Cock avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
XX keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Cock.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from XX.
The Cock misses with a looping right.
The Cock lands a slapping body shot.
The Cock lands a nice looking body shot.
The Cock fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Cock connects with a jab.
The Cock checks a leg kick nicely.
The Cock throws a looping overhand right but XX ducks down to avoid it.
The Cock is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
XX tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Cock swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from XX.
The Cock lands with a good body shot.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
XX wants to clinch up but The Cock keeps it at a distance.
The Cock misses with an uppercut.
The Cock throws a looping overhand right but XX ducks down to avoid it.
XX misses with a wild combination.
XX slips a jab from The Cock.
Nice cross by The Cock.
XX moves out of range as The Cock strikes.
XX takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The Cock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Cock scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
XX moves in looking to clinch but The Cock pushes him off.
XX misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Cock throws a lazy right hand but XX sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - XX looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
The Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but XX manages to avoid it.
The Cock stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Cock wants it to stay on the feet.
The Cock scores with the left hand. XX knows he should have avoided that one.
XX shoots in but no luck this time.
The Cock scores with a nice head shot.
The Cock lands with a good body shot.
The Cock misses the jab.
The Cock throws a body punch but XX moves out of range.
A big right from The Cock misses.
XX fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The Cock misses the jab.
XX has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Cock finds it's way round the side to connect with XX's head.
XX wants to clinch up but The Cock keeps it at a distance.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Cock lands a glancing blow to the side of XX's head.
XX needs to keep his hands up - The Cock had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Cus Loves The Cock will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Cock cracks XX with an open hand slap.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
The Cock throws a hook but XX blocks it.
XX shoots for a takedown but The Cock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
XX misses with a kick to the body.
XX has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but XX manages to avoid it.
XX moves out of range as The Cock strikes.
XX fails with a takedown attempt.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
XX tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Cock manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
XX shoots in for a takedown but The Cock shows good takedown defense.
Cus Loves The Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of XX XX.
A swing and a miss from The Cock.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
XX takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Cock looks to throw the jab but XX is out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - The Cock scores with a four punch combination!
XX shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Cock defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
XX takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Cock dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Cock.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.
XX misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Cock.
XX avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
XX tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Cock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
XX tries to clinch but The Cock is having none of it.
The Cock takes a swing at XX's ribcage but misses.
The Cock jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
XX XX is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Cock connects with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.
The Cock catches XX with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Cock with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Cock scores with a hook.
The Cock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
The Cock throws a big shot that misses.
XX keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Cock.
A big left from The Cock misses.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
XX avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
XX uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
The Cock connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
XX shoots in for a takedown but The Cock shows good takedown defense.
Cus Loves The Cock is winning the standup battle so far.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
The Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
XX swinging wildly here.
XX shoots in but The Cock avoids the takedown attempt easily.
XX moves forwards but The Cock connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
XX is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
XX throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Cock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by XX.
XX takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A swing and a miss from The Cock.
XX bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
XX drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Cock throws a lazy right hand but XX sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.
XX bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
XX misses with a takedown attempt - The Cock sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A big left from The Cock misses.
The Cock scores with a crisp jab that stopped XX in his tracks.
The Cock misses with a body shot.
The Cock connects with a crisp jab.
A punch combination from XX misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
XX uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Cock.
The Cock lands a slapping body shot.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Cock connects with a nice looking jab.
XX fails to land the takedown.
XX on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
XX takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Cock misses with a straight left.
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
The Cock scores with a hook.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
The Cock misses with a straight left.
XX closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
XX moves out of range of the strikes.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
XX walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Decent striking displayed by The Cock there.
XX fails to land with a series of punches.
XX shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with The Cock but The Cock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
XX needs to keep his hands up - The Cock had a free shot at his head there.
Nice defenses there by XX.
The Cock lunges at XX with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by XX's hand.
The Cock misses with a shot to the body
and XX counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Cock.
The Cock works the jab nicely.
XX misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The Cock with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice uppercut lands for The Cock. That snapped XX's head back.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
XX blocks a jab.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
XX shoots for a takedown but The Cock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Cock swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by XX.
XX drops his hands momentarily and The Cock takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Cock keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Cock lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A slow jab from The Cock misses its intended target.
The Cock stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Cock wants it to stay on the feet.
The Cock feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits XXs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.
The Cock getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jab, jab by The Cock - just one landing.
XX fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A big right from The Cock misses.
The Cock scores with a nice strike.
Nice shot by The Cock.
The Cock paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
XX moves out of range of the strikes.
The Cock throws an overhand right that lands on XX's shoulder, as XX tries to avoid the shot.
XX tries for a takedown but The Cock sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Cock fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches XX on the side of the head.
The Cock dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Cock throws a looping overhand right but XX ducks down to avoid it.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
XX walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract XX.
XX throws a right and a left that The Cock avoids nicely.
Jab by The Cock.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
XX's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Cock connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! XX scrambles back to his feet.

XX has The Cock up against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from The Cock.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The Cock working aggressively here.

The Cock manages to break the clinch.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Cock misses the shot to the body.
XX bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Cock throws a hook but XX blocks it.
XX tries to clinch up.
The Cock's corner calls for a 1-2. The Cock obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
XX shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Cock defends it nicely.
The Cock lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The Cock lands a head shot.
The Cock connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between XX's hands.
The Cock darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Cock throws a hook to the side of XX's head but XX sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
XX keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Cock.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
XX tries to clinch but The Cock is having none of it.

XX closes the distance and clinches.
The Cock controlling the action here for a moment.
The Cock lands a nice shot to the body.
The Cock is trying to break free.
The Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as XX controls his hands.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
XX tries to pull guard but The Cock holds him up against the cage and eventually XX drops back down to his feet.
XX is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The Cock tries to stall but XX uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Cock swings wildly with an uppercut but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
XX wants a takedown but no success here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cus Loves The Cock dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!

XX takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
XX is looking to clinch.
XX moves out of range of the strikes.
The Cock scores with a jab to the body.
The Cock moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Cock looks to throw the jab but XX is out of range.
XX uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Cock.
XX takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
XX will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice takedown defense from The Cock. No joy for XX on that attempt.
XX takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
XX staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Cock misses with a looping right.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

XX fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Cock, pushing him back against the cage.
The Cock wants to stall.
The referee is keeping an eye on The Cock - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
XX tries to pull guard but The Cock holds him up against the cage and eventually XX drops back down to his feet.
Cus Loves The Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of XX XX.
The Cock misses with some punches.
A body shot lands from The Cock.
XX jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Cock walks away with a smile on his face. XX gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
XX staying out of range there.
Good exchange - The Cock coming out on top.
XX shoots in looking for a takedown but The Cock manages to keep the fight standing, pushing XX's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
XX slips a jab from The Cock.
The Cock throws an overhand right that lands on XX's shoulder, as XX tries to avoid the shot.
XX looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Cock lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
XX defending well as The Cock loads up on a big left hand.
The Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
XX staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A slow jab from The Cock misses its intended target.
XX shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Cock as he jumps to the side.
The Cock throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Cock scores with a nice strike.
The Cock misses with a straight left.
The Cock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from XX.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.

XX has taken the fight to the clinch.
The Cock will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning XX up against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for XX.
XX drops to a knee looking for a takedown but The Cock gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The Cock digs a right hand underneath XX's ribcage. XX let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Cock lands a hook to the side of the head.
XX fails to pull guard.
The Cock dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
XX is working for takedown but The Cock is calmly controlling the position for now.

The Cock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
XX shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Cock as he jumps to the side.
The Cock lands a right hook to the body.
The Cock listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
The Cock misses with a looping right.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
XX shoots in and drives through. The Cock sprawls well.
XX fails to land the takedown.
XX throws a sloppy head kick and The Cock moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No luck for XX with that takedown attempt.
The Cock misses with a looping left.
The Cock misses with a hook.
The Cock stalks XX and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into XX's face. XX staggers backwards, shaken.
XX staying out of range there.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
A slow jab from The Cock misses its intended target.
The Cock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent XX stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
XX looks for the body kick but The Cock saw that one coming.
The Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract XX.
XX defending well as The Cock loads up on a big left hand.
The Cock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Cock stuffs the takedown attempt from XX. XX gets slowly back to his feet.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Cock scores with a punch to the head.
The Cock keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Decent striking displayed by The Cock there.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock ducks under a wild hook from XX.
The Cock connects with a crisp jab.
XX fails with an attempt to clinch.
XX dives in and grabs The Cock's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Cock pushes down on XX's head and hops out.
The Cock lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but XX manages to avoid it.
XX drops his hands momentarily and The Cock takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
XX shoots for a takedown but The Cock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Cock jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.
The Cock changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
XX keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from XX is defended easily by The Cock.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The Cock throws the left hand but XX avoids the punch easily.
The Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract XX.
XX takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Cock paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
XX tries to clinch there but The Cock circles away.
The Cock misses with a hook to the body

and XX counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by XX.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Cock.
The Cock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
XX is looking for a takedown up against the cage. The Cock gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The Cock has XX pressed against the cage.
The Cock lands a body punch.
The Cock lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Cock makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by The Cock.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The Cock makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Cock tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
XX tries to pull guard but The Cock won't allow it.
The Cock working some nice short punches in the clinch.
XX blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
XX tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The Cock smiles and moves away.
XX shoots in but The Cock avoids the takedown attempt easily.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock misses with a straight left.
XX looks to score with a jab to the body but The Cock is just out of range.
XX shoots in for a takedown but The Cock shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
XX uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Cock.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Cock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
XX slips a jab from The Cock.
The Cock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by XX.
XX staying out of range there.
The Cock throws a hook to the side of XX's head but XX sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
XX avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - XX looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

XX instigates a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by XX as The Cock tries to tie him up.

XX manages to pull guard.
XX tries to land a sweep but no joy.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now XX is on top in guard.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
XX wants to control from the top but The Cock keeps moving.
The Cock trying to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
XX pushing down on The Cock's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cus Loves The Cock clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

XX fails to land the takedown.
The Cock lands a nice hook to XX's body. XX takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Cock throws a hook to the side of XX's head but XX sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
XX staying out of range there.
The Cock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
XX fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Cock's jab looks to have found its range, popping XX under the eye.
The Cock throws a hook but XX avoids it easily.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
XX fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from The Cock.
A jab from The Cock misses.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
XX bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
XX shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Cock defends it nicely.
Cus Loves The Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of XX XX.
The Cock connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by XX.
The Cock throws an overhand right that lands on XX's shoulder, as XX tries to avoid the shot.
The Cock connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
XX misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
The Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract XX.
XX needs to keep his hands up - The Cock had a free shot at his head there.
The Cock paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Cock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Cock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
XX ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Cock throws a big shot that misses.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
The Cock connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Cock thuds his right hand into XX's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The Cock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Cock listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
XX shoots in looking for a takedown. The Cock tries to sprawl out of it but XX keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. The Cock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The Cock's corner calls for a 1-2. The Cock obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
XX fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
XX with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Cock to score with a decent uppercut.
The Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Cock.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
The Cock swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by XX.
The Cock throws a right hand that XX ducks under and follows up with a left that XX also avoids with ease.
The Cock lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
The Cock throws a lazy right hand but XX sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
XX walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Cock throws a jab when XX was well out of range.
The Cock lands a nice hook to XX's body. XX takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
XX throws a low kick, looking for The Cock's leg but The Cock calmly moves out of range.
XX avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Cock loads up on a big right hand but XX slips the punch.
The Cock lands a jab to the head.
XX uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Cock.

XX moves into the clinch successfully.
The Cock prevents a takedown attempt there.
The Cock trying to stall but XX improves his position.

XX breaks from the clinch.
A big left from The Cock misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The Cock lands a really nice looking cross but XX seems unphased.
The Cock slaps away a takedown attempt from XX, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The Cock looks to land a left hand but XX moved out of range nicely.
XX slips under a jab from The Cock.
XX takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
XX keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Cock fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Cock displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The Cock looks to land a right hand but XX moved out of range.
The Cock jabs XX right on the nose. XX blinks but takes it well.
The Cock dips to his left and cracks XX with an uppercut!
The Cock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but XX manages to avoid it.
A cross from XX lands.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
XX takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
XX fails with the takedown.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
XX takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
XX fails to land the takedown.
The Cock keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
XX slips under a jab from The Cock.
The Cock digs a good hook to XX's body.
XX is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
XX staying out of range there.
XX moves away from the strike by The Cock.
XX fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Cock scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - XX looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Cock connects with the punch.
A big right from The Cock misses.
XX throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Cock's waist but The Cock gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing XX off to one side.
The Cock tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but XX was well out of range. Poor timing from The Cock.
XX keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Cock.
The Cock throws a big shot that misses.
XX on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The Cock scores with a nice right hand.
The Cock scores with a sloppy right hand. XX should have avoided that one.
The Cock misses with an uppercut. XX saw that one coming.
XX slips a jab from The Cock.
XX shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Cock pinned against the cage. The Cock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The Cock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - The Cock coming out on top.
XX has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
XX moves out of range as The Cock strikes.
The Cock misses with a body shot

and XX counters with a nice double leg into guard.
XX stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Cock swivels though and keeps the full guard.
XX wants to control from the top but The Cock keeps moving.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
XX is looking to work some ground and pound but The Cock has wrist control.
The Cock keeping moving, preventing XX from controlling successfully.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
XX postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by XX XX.

XX darts in and clinches The Cock up against the cage.

XX breaks from the clinch.
The Cock throws a series of punches but XX moves out of range.
XX throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Cock's waist but The Cock gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing XX off to one side.
XX shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Cock pinned against the cage. The Cock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The crowd cheers as The Cock lands an impressive looking overhand right. XX doesn't seem phased though.
The Cock comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
XX has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Cock finds it's way round the side to connect with XX's head.
XX throws a head kick but The Cock moves out of range.
The Cock cracks XX with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Cock feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits XXs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Cock changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from XX is defended easily by The Cock.
Nice shot by The Cock.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cus Loves The Cock had his way with XX XX in that round.
That's time! The Cock's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

XX looks for a takedown but The Cock sprawls well.
The Cock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Cock misses with a looping left.
XX tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
XX tries to clinch up but The Cock circles away and keeps his distance.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
A jab from The Cock does it's job there.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Cock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
XX blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from The Cock misses.
The Cock slaps away a takedown attempt from XX, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Horrible takedown by XX or perhaps it was just good defense by The Cock which made him look bad.
Cus Loves The Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of XX XX.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
The Cock ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
The Cock thuds a left hand into XX's body.
XX takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Cock misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.
The fight stays on the outside here - XX looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - The Cock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
XX takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
XX slips under a jab from The Cock.
A big right from The Cock misses.
XX displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Cock throws out the jab.
XX shoots in looking for a takedown but The Cock manages to keep the fight standing, pushing XX's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The Cock throws a shot from downtown. XX moves away and avoids it.
The Cock misses the shot to the body.
The Cock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The Cock scores with a hook.
XX shoots for a takedown but The Cock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice straight punches there by The Cock. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Cock.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Cock lands a glancing blow to the side of XX's head.
The Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Cock throws a hook but XX avoids it easily.
The Cock throws a hook but XX avoids it easily.
XX slips under a jab from The Cock.
The Cock cracks XX with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The Cock lands a jab.
The Cock throws a hook but XX avoids it easily.
The Cock misses with a hook.
XX throws a series of punches but The Cock moves out of range.
XX gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Cock throws a hook but XX avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
XX wants to clinch.
A jab from The Cock misses.
XX blocks a jab.
The Cock misses with a straight right.
The Cock cracks XX with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The Cock stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Cock wants it to stay on the feet.
The Cock connects with a nice looking jab.
Jab, jab by The Cock - just one landing.
The Cock fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches XX on the side of the head.
The Cock just misses with a punch to the body.
The Cock circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Cock keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Cock lands with an overhand left.
The Cock displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from XX.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The Cock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but XX moves away.
The Cock throws a hook to the side of XX's head but XX sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A cross from The Cock lands.
The Cock cracks XX with an open hand slap.
The Cock thows a left - swing and a miss!
XX fails with the takedown.
The Cock bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of XX's head.
The Cock lands an overhand right.
XX walks into a straight right hand from The Cock.
XX shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Cock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
XX takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
XX slips a jab and a cross from The Cock.
A swing and a miss from The Cock.
The Cock misses the jab.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Cock looks to throw the jab but XX is out of range.
XX has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Cock finds it's way round the side to connect with XX's head.
XX moves out of range as The Cock strikes.
XX tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Cock swivels and escapes.
The Cock lands an overhand right.
A jab from The Cock does it's job there.
XX takes a body punch but keeps moving.
XX uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Cock.
The Cock throws an overhand right that lands on XX's shoulder, as XX tries to avoid the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Cock. XX does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice sprawl there from The Cock as XX shoots in.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
XX tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Cock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
XX bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
XX fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Cock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by XX.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
XX gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Cock.
XX throws a chopping leg kick but The Cock manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
XX avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Cock missing with a left hand there. XX was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
XX closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Cock circles away.
XX keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Cock.
XX slips a straight right by The Cock.
The Cock getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Cock misses with a straight left.
The Cock bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps XX's head backwards.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
XX just misses with a punch to the body.
The Cock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract XX.
The Cock smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Cock misses with a wild body shot.
XX blocks a jab.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The Cock connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
XX on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Cock wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Cock tests XX's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Cock.
The Cock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
XX slips a jab from The Cock.
The Cock throws out a loose jab but XX uses good head movement to avoid it.
XX steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Cock.
No luck for XX with that takedown attempt.
XX ducks under a wild hook from The Cock.
A big left from The Cock misses.
The Cock misses with a hook.
XX shoots for a double leg takedown but The Cock sprawls well. He's pushed XX's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
XX looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Cock is fending him off so far but XX persists. Nope, The Cock circles away and we're back to standing.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
XX slips a straight right by The Cock.
The Cock throws a jab when XX was well out of range.
The Cock lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice cross by The Cock.
The Cock throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Cock lands with a shot to the body.
The Cock misses with a looping right.
The Cock scores with a jab to the body.
The Cock scores with a jab.
XX takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
XX has a takedown stuffed.
Sloppy strikes from The Cock. Those never looked like landing.
The Cock throws a right and a left that XX avoids nicely.
The Cock misses with an uppercut. XX saw that one coming.
XX wants to clinch.
XX uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Cock.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
XX looks to throw the jab but The Cock is out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from The Cock misses the target.
Decent striking displayed by The Cock there.
The Cock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. XX sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Cock lands with a hook. XX tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
XX fails to land the takedown.
The Cock loads up on a big right hand but XX slips the punch.
XX takes one on the button.
The Cock throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent XX stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by XX.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
XX takes one on the button.
The Cock ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Cock paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
XX XX has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Cock misses with a straight left.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cus Loves The Cock showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Cock, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Cus Loves The Cock!
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Cus Loves The Cock!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Cus Loves The Cock!

Cus Loves The Cock wins by unanimous decision!
Cus Loves The Cock is the new heavyweight champion!