PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mickey Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncomfortable Positions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Noonan
vs
Positions

150 cm
24
170 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

178 cm
24
180 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
KO power

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mickey Noonan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncomfortable Positions!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noonan sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Noonan lands a nice shot to the body.
Positions with a jab.
Positions avoids the body shot from Noonan.
Positions punishes Noonan's body with a nice straight punch.
Noonan throws a body punch but Positions moves out of range.
Noonan misses with a hook. Positions ducked under it nicely.

Positions shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Noonan tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Positions misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Positions lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Positions throwing strikes here but Noonan is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Positions dominating with strikes here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noonan tries to hold on but Positions postures up.
Noonan is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Positions misses with a head shot.
Positions controlling from mount.
Positions sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Noonan is squirming around, avoiding Positions's attempts to control the action.
Noonan can't escape the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Positions avoids the attempt from Noonan to control.
Positions misses with a head shot.
Positions throws some wild stikes that Noonan manages to avoid easily.
Positions is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Positions content just to control the position here.
Positions has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Positions throws some wild stikes that Noonan manages to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Positions connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Positions looking to finish with strikes here!
Positions is landing with some decent strikes but Noonan is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Noonan really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Positions trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Positions looking to control and managing it successfully.
Positions with the ground and pound from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions looking to ground and pound but Noonan is blocking nicely.
Positions landing strikes from the mount and Noonan is in trouble!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Positions throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Noonan tries to hold on but Positions postures up.
Positions postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Noonan looks a forlorn figure.
Positions looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Noonan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Positions thowing shots but they're missing.
Noonan avoids a strike by Positions and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Positions's guard! Fantastic escape!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortable Positions dominated that round.
That's time! Noonan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Positions scores with a crisp jab that stopped Noonan in his tracks.
Noonan misses with a body punch
and Positions counters with a straight right hand.

Positions closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Noonan to the mat! Noonan manages to get full guard.
Uncomfortable Positions has got the better of the ground game so far.
Positions stays in close to Noonan's body and controls the position.
Positions looking to pass the guard.
Positions thows a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Positions thows a big elbow that misses.
Positions sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Noonan's guard.
Positions thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Positions thows a huge punch but Noonan dodges it nicely.
Noonan is looking to improve his position.
Positions throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Positions missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Positions wants to free his trapped foot but Noonan is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Positions content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Positions working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Noonan's thigh. Noonan counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Positions throwing strikes but missing.
Positions stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Noonan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Positions throws and elbow that misses. Noonan uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Positions's guard. Nice move by Noonan!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noonan is in close to Positions's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Positions looking for a guillotine here but Noonan defends easily.
Noonan is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Positions tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Positions avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Noonan is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Positions has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Noonan is looking to defend but Positions has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Noonan! Positions pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Noonan taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Uncomfortable Positions!