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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hachi Dawg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ferguson comes to the cage accompanied by Jeopardy theme song. Turd Ferguson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hachi Dawg!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dawg moves out of range of the body kick from Ferguson.
Dawg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Dawg forces Ferguson back against the cage and clinches.
Ferguson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ferguson is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dawg landing knees to the body.
Dawg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dawg taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Dawg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dawg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dawg tries to score a body lock takedown but Ferguson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dawg tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Dawg successfully pulls guard.
Dawg looking to control.
Ferguson wants to stand but Dawg is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson won't allow Dawg to sweep him here.
Dawg is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dawg trying to control from half guard but Ferguson is working away.
Dawg is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Hachi Dawg.
Dawg is looking to clinch but Ferguson is avoiding it.
Ferguson shoots for a takedown but Dawg saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dawg wants to clinch.
Dawg shoots in but Ferguson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hachi Dawg.
Dawg shoots in but Ferguson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dawg.
Dawg closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ferguson circles away.
Dawg fails to land the takedown.
Dawg throws a head kick that Ferguson semi-blocks.
Dawg closes the distance and clinches.
Dawg manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Ferguson wants to stand and escape but instead Dawg has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Ferguson controls Dawg momentarily but Dawg frees himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dawg scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dawg wants to control from the top but Ferguson keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dawg's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing Dawg from controlling successfully.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Hachi Dawg was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Dawg shoots in looking for a takedown. Ferguson tries to sprawl out of it but Dawg keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dawg tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ferguson swivels and escapes.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Ferguson jabs at Dawg's body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dawg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick
and Dawg counters with a nice body kick.
A right-left combo lands from Dawg.
Dawg moves in looking to clinch but Ferguson pushes him off.
Ferguson thows a leg kick but Dawg checks it
and Dawg counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dawg counters with a three punch combo that has Ferguson backing up. Ferguson nods at Dawg to acknowledge the strikes.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick
and Dawg counters with a big head kick but Ferguson shrugs it off.
Ferguson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dawg shoots in looking for a takedown. Ferguson tries to sprawl out of it but Dawg keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dawg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dawg tries to clinch but Ferguson is having none of it.
Dawg shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Ferguson is trying to defend but Dawg finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hachi Dawg dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Dawg shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ferguson pinned against the cage. Ferguson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ferguson thows a leg kick but Dawg checks it
and Dawg counters with a two punch combo.
Ferguson wants to clinch up but Dawg keeps it at a distance.
Dawg shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dawg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dawg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ferguson misses with a jab to the body
and Dawg counters with a one-two to the body.
Dawg tries to clinch but Ferguson is having none of it.
Ferguson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dawg.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dawg counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ferguson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dawg shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hachi Dawg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a leg kick
and Dawg counters with a thumping low kick.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Dawg.
Dawg moves in looking to clinch but Ferguson pushes him off.
Dawg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hachi Dawg is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson misses with a shot to the body
and Dawg counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Ferguson wants to sweep here but Dawg controlling him for the moment.
Ferguson wants to stand up but Dawg is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dawg trying to control the position from guard on top but Ferguson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dawg stands and throws Ferguson's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dawg works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dawg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ferguson keeps working.
Ferguson is looking to regain half guard here but Dawg keeps moving and retains side control.
Dawg tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dawg has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dawg is looking to take a break and control but Ferguson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ferguson manages to get back to half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dawg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ferguson keeps working.
Ferguson is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Dawg seems content to control.
Dawg wants to control but Ferguson is keeping him busy.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Hachi Dawg was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Dawg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ferguson.
Dawg has a takedown stuffed.
No joy there for Dawg, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ferguson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dawg. Dawg circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dawg fails to land the takedown.
Dawg shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ferguson pinned against the cage. Ferguson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ferguson swings for the body but Dawg moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dawg wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Dawg fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson avoids it really well and circles away.
Dawg has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ferguson doesn't manage to clinch there - Dawg circles away.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dawg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ferguson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dawg counters with a nice body kick.
Horrible takedown by Dawg or perhaps it was just good defense by Ferguson which made him look bad.
Dawg moves out of range of the strikes.
Dawg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ferguson as he avoids it easily.
Ferguson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dawg counters by clinching up.
Dawg wants a takedown but no success here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hachi Dawg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Ferguson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Dawg is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ferguson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ferguson connects with a jab.
Dawg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ferguson finds it's way round the side to connect with Dawg's head.
Ferguson misses with a combination
and Dawg counters with a thumping low kick.
Ferguson throws a combination that misses
and Dawg counters with a solid body kick.
Dawg stalks Ferguson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ferguson's face. Ferguson staggers backwards, shaken.
Dawg is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ferguson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ferguson stuffs the takedown attempt from Dawg. Dawg gets slowly back to his feet.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hachi Dawg.
Dawg moves out of range as Ferguson strikes.
Dawg doesn't manage to clinch there - Ferguson circles away.
Dawg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A left and a right from Dawg both land. Nice combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dawg is looking to clinch.
Dawg shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ferguson pinned against the cage. Ferguson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Donk. Ferguson catches Dawg right on the button with a cross.
Ferguson misses with a double jab
and Dawg counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ferguson is looking to clinch but Dawg is avoiding it.
Dawg tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance.
Dawg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Ferguson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson loads up on a big right hand but Dawg slips the punch.
Dawg fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dawg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dawg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ferguson as he avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A shot to the body from Ferguson misses
and Dawg makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Ferguson really felt that one!
Dawg misses with a takedown attempt - Ferguson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dawg throws a head kick that Ferguson semi-blocks.
Hachi Dawg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ferguson misses with a combination
and Dawg counters with a left and a right that stings Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a combination
and Dawg counters with a head kick.
Ferguson misses with a combination
and Dawg counters with a nice kick to the body.
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ferguson misses with a body shot
and Dawg counters with a series of strikes. Ferguson will be more careful next time no doubt.
A shot to the body from Ferguson misses
and Dawg counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Ferguson wants to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawg wants to take a breather but Ferguson is having none of it.
Ferguson wants to get back to his feet.
Dawg is keen to just control but Ferguson is a slippery customer.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Dawg stops Ferguson from getting back to his feet.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Hachi Dawg.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ferguson throws a combination that misses
and Dawg counters with a nice body kick.
Nice takedown defense from Ferguson. No joy for Dawg on that attempt.
A low kick from Ferguson misses
and Dawg counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ferguson's knee momentarily.
Ferguson misses with a body punch
and Dawg counters with a head kick.
Ferguson throws out a loose jab but Dawg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ferguson is looking to wear down Dawg with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ferguson throws a lazy head kick
and Dawg counters with a big head kick but Ferguson shrugs it off.
Ferguson misses with a body punch
and Dawg makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dawg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Ferguson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A low kick from Ferguson misses
and Dawg makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Ferguson really felt that one!
Ferguson throws a jab when Dawg was well out of range.
Ferguson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Ferguson throws a leg kick
and Dawg counters with a series of strikes. Ferguson will be more careful next time no doubt.
A shot to the body from Ferguson misses
and Dawg counters with a nice leg kick.
Ferguson shoots for a double leg takedown but Dawg sprawls well. He's pushed Ferguson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ferguson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dawg is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ferguson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dawg lands a jab-cross combination.
Ferguson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dawg counters with a three punch combo that has Ferguson backing up. Ferguson nods at Dawg to acknowledge the strikes.
Ferguson misses with a leg kick
and Dawg counters with a nice leg kick.
Ferguson throws a lazy right hand but Dawg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dawg is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ferguson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Turd Ferguson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hachi Dawg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dawg shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ferguson but Ferguson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hachi Dawg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dawg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 26:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 26:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hachi Dawg!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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