PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jolly Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Ratzinger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Giant comes into the arena with Jolly Green Giant - the Kingsmen blaring out of the sound system. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Giant
vs
Ratzinger

192 cm
27
280 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

198 cm
27
280 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Powerful

Hellbent, Inc.™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jolly Giant!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lucifer Ratzinger!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ratzinger throws a head kick that Giant semi-blocks.

It looks like Jolly Giant has been cut.
Giant scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice jab there from Giant.
Ratzinger steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Giant.

Ratzinger shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Giant working to try and regain half guard.
Giant tries to lock up and control but Ratzinger gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

Ratzinger jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Giant is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Giant and Ratzinger has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Ratzinger controlling the position.
Ratzinger throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Giant can't do much from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Giant is looking to regain half guard here but Ratzinger keeps moving and retains side control.
Giant tries to control but Ratzinger manages to take his back.
Ratzinger thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Giant prevents Ratzinger from getting a body triangle.
Ratzinger lands a shot to the body.
Ratzinger is landing with strikes. Giant can't take much more of this.
Ratzinger gets his hands free as Giant looks to control.
Ratzinger keeps control of the position easily here as Giant tries to buck him off.

Ratzinger working for a choke but Giant is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ratzinger throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Giant trying to control the hands but Ratzinger won't let him.
Will Ratzinger go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Giant rolls, trying to escape but Ratzinger keeps control of the position.
Giant is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Giant has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Ratzinger.
Giant looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Ratzinger missing with punches from the back.
Will Ratzinger go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Oooh a big shot gets through from Ratzinger. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Giant trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ratzinger tries to get the hooks in deep but Giant pushed the leg off.
Ratzinger controlling well, preventing Giant from escaping the position.
Ratzinger trying to control momentarily.
Giant is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Ratzinger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ratzinger trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Ratzinger keeps control of the position as Giant tries to break free.
Ratzinger tries to get the hooks in deep but Giant pushed the leg off.
Giant is trying to get back to his feet but Ratzinger has full control of the position and if anything, Giant has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Ratzinger trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Giant trying to get back to his feet but Ratzinger is in full control for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ratzinger missing with strikes from the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Ratzinger dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jolly Giant's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Giant displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ratzinger.
Giant misses with an uppercut.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Giant crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Ratzinger - the referee stops the clock and Giant gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Ratzinger. Giant manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Ratzinger steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Giant.
Ratzinger ducks under a wild hook from Giant.
Giant swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Giant just misses with a punch to the body.
Giant blocks a leg kick.
Ratzinger misses with a hook.
Lucifer Ratzinger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ratzinger throws a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ratzinger throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Giant throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ratzinger lands a jab.

Ratzinger darts in and clinches Giant up against the cage.
Ratzinger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Giant misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ratzinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ratzinger lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ratzinger tries to land a knee to the head but Giant blocks with his arms.
Ratzinger lands a nice elbow.
Ratzinger lands an elbow inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ratzinger.
Giant lands with a short shot to the head.

Giant manages to break the clinch.
Giant tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ratzinger throws a sloppy head kick and Giant moves out of range easily.
Giant throws a hook to the side of Ratzinger's head but Ratzinger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ratzinger throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Giant.
Ratzinger loads up on a big right hand but Giant slips the punch.
Ratzinger misses with a body kick.
Ratzinger walks into a left hand.
A leg kick checked by Giant.
Giant throws a nice looking combination but Ratzinger bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ratzinger tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ratzinger throws a nice head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giant takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ratzinger slips a straight right by Giant.
Ratzinger scores with the left hand. Giant knows he should have avoided that one.
Giant tries to move into range but Ratzinger moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lucifer Ratzinger seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Ratzinger looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Giant!
Ratzinger connects with a bit shot that sees Giant covering up! More strikes from Ratzinger and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ratzinger is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lucifer Ratzinger!
Lucifer Ratzinger is the new super heavyweight champion!