PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franco Lumens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jebus Crisps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jebus Crisps was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Lumens
vs
Crisps

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

195 cm
21
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Franco Lumens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jebus Crisps!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crisps darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Lumens slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Crisps is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Lumens is trying to keep Crisps in close.
Crisps lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Lumens working a defensive guard here.
Crisps lands a couple of digs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crisps throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Lumens works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lumens wants to sweep here but Crisps controlling him for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crisps postures up.
Crisps really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lumens. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Crisps is looking to work some ground and pound but Lumens has wrist control.
Lumens is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Franco Lumens just wasn't active enough.

Crisps scores a takedown into full mount!
Crisps is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Crisps lands a big shot to the head and Lumens winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jebus Crisps!