PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Stanley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Darko
vs
Stanley

195 cm
23
285 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

190 cm
28
282 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donnie Darko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rick Stanley!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Stanley.
Darko throws a series of punches but Stanley moves out of range.
Darko takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nice takedown defense from Stanley. No joy for Darko on that attempt.
Darko throws a jab when Stanley was well out of range.
A combination from Darko does no damage.
No luck for Darko with that takedown attempt.
Stanley lands a head kick. Darko smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Donnie Darko has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick by Stanley - that's a beauty! Darko is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Stanley can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rick Stanley!