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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktors Bricis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Viktors Bricis has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Viktors Bricis seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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208 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm
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222 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Viktors Bricis!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bricis's head.
Bricis misses with the combination.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Bricis moves out of range.
Zoidberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bricis, pushing him back against the cage.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Bricis looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bricis can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Viktors Bricis has been cut.
Bricis takes an elbow to the temple.
Bricis tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bricis's efforts to push away.
Bricis blocks the elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bricis's defenses.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bricis is defending well for now.
Bricis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bricis lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg prevents Bricis from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bricis is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bricis tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bricis avoids it.
Bricis is trying to maintain a safe position but Zoidberg gets an underhook and turns Bricis into the cage.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bricis lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bricis wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Viktors Bricis's cut is getting worse.
Bricis is trying to break free.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Bricis shrugs off.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bricis is rocked!
Viktors Bricis's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bricis looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Bricis 's eye.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Bricis blocks it.
Zoidberg working Bricis over with knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bricis.
Bricis is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bricis blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Jeez, Viktors Bricis's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Viktors Bricis's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg! John Zoidberg retains his light heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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