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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Math Huge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Thoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thoma has chosen eye of the tiger - surviour as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Math Huge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rocky Thoma!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Huge catches Thoma right on the button with a cross.
Huge connects with a high kick.
It looks like Rocky Thoma has been cut.
Thoma closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Huge did well to prevent Thoma getting side control.
Huge is trying to stand.
Thoma working Huge over with strikes.
Thoma working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Huge's thigh. Huge counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Thoma wants to control from the top but Huge keeps moving.
Thoma throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Huge works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Thoma won't allow Huge to get back to his feet.
Thoma preventing the sweep.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Huge comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Huge feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Thoma's calf.
Thoma drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge scores with a kick to the midsection.
Thoma looks gassed!
Huge lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Huge throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Huge finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Huge scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Huge throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Thoma on the side of the head.
Huge with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Huge.
Huge is looking to slow Thoma down with leg kicks.
Huge is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Huge lands a head kick. Thoma smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Huge lands a head kick. Thoma smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A good leg kick by Huge.
Huge scoring well with a low kick there.
Thoma fails with a takedown attempt.
Thoma takes a kick to the side of the head.
Huge thuds a left hand into Thoma's body.
Huge lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Huge scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Huge lands a jab.
Huge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A head kick from Huge lands but Thoma takes it in his stride.
Huge connects with a jab.
Huge scores with a spinning back kick!
Huge lands a left and a right that send Thoma crashing to the mat, dazed. Huge thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Thoma is rocked!
Huge leaves Thoma with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Huge scores with a head kick.
Thoma is still on wobbly legs! Can Huge finish him?
Thoma takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Thoma seems to have recovered his senses.
Huge is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A thudding body kick lands there by Huge!
Huge scores with a head kick.
Thoma has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Huge.
Thoma sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Huge lands with a shot to the body.
Huge bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Huge displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Huge connects with a high kick.
Thoma takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Huge lets loose with a powerful body kick. Thoma will feel that in the morning.
Huge scores with a kick to the body.
Thoma takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Thoma takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Huge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thoma has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Huge.
Thoma throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Huge's waist but Huge gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Thoma off to one side.
Math Huge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rocky Thoma.
Huge lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Huge bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thoma's head.
Thoma takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Huge is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Huge stuffs the takedown.
Huge connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thoma takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thoma has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Huge.
Huge is working the combinations to good effect here.
Huge throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Huge throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Huge throws a nice outside leg kick.
Huge scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Huge - that will leave a mark!
Huge lands a lovely overhand right.
Math Huge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Huge lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Huge lands with a hook. Thoma tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Huge scores with a kick to the midsection.
Donk. Huge catches Thoma right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Huge moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Huge lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Huge lands with a slapping head kick.
Huge plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Math Huge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rocky Thoma's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Thoma takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thoma shoots for a double leg takedown but Huge sprawls well. He's pushed Thoma's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Huge throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Thoma's head.
Thoma takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Thoma has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Huge lands a head kick!
Huge throws a head kick that Thoma semi-blocks.
Huge throws a head kick that misses.
Math Huge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Huge lands with a kick to the temple. Thoma shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Thoma blocks a head kick by Huge.
Nice body kick from Huge.
Thoma tries to score a power double leg takedown but Huge sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Thoma somewhat.
Huge lands with a kick to the temple. Thoma shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Huge connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Thoma's hands.
Huge lands with a kick to the temple. Thoma shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge delivers a nice body kick.
A head kick from Huge lands but Thoma takes it in his stride.
Thoma steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Huge. That one must have hurt.
Huge stuffs the takedown.
Math Huge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rocky Thoma.
Huge scores with a kick to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Huge works over Thoma's head and body with a nice combination.
Thoma takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Huge scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Huge lands with a kick to the temple. Thoma shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Huge getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Huge jabs at Thoma's body.
Math Huge is winning the standup battle so far.
Thoma is trying hard to land a takedown here. Huge sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Huge lands with a nice body kick.
Huge lands a head kick. Thoma smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Thoma tries to score a power double leg takedown but Huge sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Thoma somewhat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thoma gets the takedown into side control.
Huge is trying to get back to his feet.
Thoma taking a breather here.
Thoma trying to control the action but Huge is working from the bottom.
Thoma has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Huge is trying to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Huge striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Huge is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Thoma asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Thoma fails with the takedown.
Thoma takes one to the side of the head.
Huge throws a head kick that half lands.
Thoma stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Huge.
Huge throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Huge scores with a kick to the body.
Thoma walks into a jab.
Huge lands a front kick.
Huge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thoma can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Huge throws a series of strikes that have Thoma backpedaling.
Thoma should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Huge lands a head kick. Thoma smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Nice body kick there by Huge.
Huge misses with a head kick.
Huge throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Thoma.
Thoma shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Huge but Huge pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Huge scores with a head kick.
Thoma shoots in but Huge avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Thoma on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Huge throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Thoma's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Huge moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Huge lands a body shot.
Thoma shoots for a double leg takedown but Huge sprawls well. He's pushed Thoma's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crunch! Huge slams his shin into Thoma's torso.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Math Huge dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rocky Thoma's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Huge lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Huge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thoma doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Huge as Thoma shoots in.
Huge moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Huge scores with a three punch combo!
Huge connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Thoma throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Huge's waist but Huge gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Thoma off to one side.
Huge lets loose with a powerful body kick. Thoma will feel that in the morning.
Huge scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Huge lands with a thumping leg kick.
A solid body kick from Huge.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Huge lands a slapping body shot.
Thoma takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Huge throws a series of strikes that have Thoma backpedaling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Huge lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Thoma's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Huge connects with a high kick.
Huge lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Thoma backs up against the cage.
Thoma gets the takedown into side control.
Huge is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Thoma has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Thoma is staying tight to Huge's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Thoma prevents Huge from escaping the position.
Thoma tries for a kimura but Huge is defending well.
Huge is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Thoma's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thoma prevents Huge from standing back up.
Thoma seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Huge is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thoma wants to control but Huge is keeping him busy.
Huge moves into full guard.
Thoma wants to control from the top but Huge keeps moving.
Huge wants to stand up but Thoma is controlling him.
Thoma trying to control but Huge is working from the bottom.
Huge wants to stand up but Thoma is controlling him.
Thoma trying to control the position from guard on top but Huge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Huge throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Huge moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Huge throws a nice head kick!
Huge lands a high kick!
Jab from Huge.
Huge tries a head kick but it misses.
Thoma shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Huge pinned against the cage. Huge gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Math Huge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rocky Thoma.
Huge connects with a right hand. Thoma shakes it off.
Huge scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Huge throws a shot to the body.
Rocky Thoma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Math Huge is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Huge lands with a slapping head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Math Huge showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Huge, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Math Huge!
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