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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hostrel Von Straztle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Ass is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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190 lbs
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196 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hostrel Von Straztle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Straztle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ass lands a jab-cross combination.
Von Straztle fails to land the takedown.
Von Straztle looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Von Straztle slips under a jab.
Von Straztle defending well as Ass loads up on a big left hand.
Ass works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Von Straztle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Von Straztle tries to clinch there but Ass circles away.
Von Straztle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ass.
Ass jabs Von Straztle right on the nose. Von Straztle blinks but takes it well.
Jack Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Straztle tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ass swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ass has Von Straztle up against the cage in a clinch.
Ass holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Von Straztle tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ass just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hostrel Von Straztle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Ass.
Ass controlling the action here for a moment.
Ass lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Von Straztle or not.
Von Straztle fails to pull guard.
Von Straztle jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ass walks away with a smile on his face. Von Straztle gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Von Straztle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ass jabs Von Straztle right on the nose. Von Straztle blinks but takes it well.
Good exchange - Ass coming out on top.
Von Straztle shoots in for a double leg but Ass sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ass clobbers Von Straztle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ass clinches with his opponent.
Ass will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Von Straztle up against the cage.
Ass lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Straztle tries for a takedown. No joy.
Von Straztle fails to pull guard.
Ass is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ass escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Von Straztle takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ass swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Von Straztle.
Ass tests Von Straztle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ass lands a jab.
Ass might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ass digs a good hook to Von Straztle's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Straztle tries to clinch
and Ass holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass is working Von Straztle over against the cage.
Von Straztle jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ass walks away with a smile on his face. Von Straztle gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Von Straztle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ass.
Ass lands with a hook. Von Straztle tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ass dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ass is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Von Straztle had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Von Straztle needs to keep his hands up - Ass had a free shot at his head there.
Ass lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Von Straztle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ass.
Von Straztle walks into a left hand.
Von Straztle fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Ass sprawls well initially but Von Straztle persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Von Straztle is breathing heavily.
Ass moves into full guard.
Ass avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Ass keeping moving, preventing Von Straztle from controlling successfully.
Ass wants to sweep here but Von Straztle controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Straztle with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Ass throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ass swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ass misses with a double jab.
Von Straztle closes the distance but Ass moves to the side
and Ass counters with a series of strikes. Von Straztle will be more careful next time no doubt.
Ass throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ass is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ass slips under a jab.
Von Straztle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ass throws out the jab.
Von Straztle closes the distance but Ass moves to the side
and Ass makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ass circles away from the clinch attempt
and Ass counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A cross from Ass lands.
Ass lands with a hook. Von Straztle tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Von Straztle to the mat! Von Straztle manages to get full guard.
Von Straztle keeping full guard, as Ass tries to pass.
Von Straztle working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ass doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ass manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ass controls from within his opponent's guard.
Ass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Von Straztle is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Straztle looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ass passes into side control.
Von Straztle is trying to get back to half guard.
Ass controls the position.
Von Straztle is trying to improve his position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass slows the pace down.
Von Straztle tries to control but Ass manages to take his back.
Ass softening up his opponent with strikes here.
I really don't envy Von Straztle right now.
Von Straztle trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Ass trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Von Straztle doesn't escape.
Von Straztle is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ass is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Von Straztle. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Ass is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Von Straztle. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Ass trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Von Straztle doesn't escape.
Von Straztle is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Good standup being displayed there by Ass as he connects with a hook.
Von Straztle gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ass connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jack Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Von Straztle clinches but Ass breaks the clinch
and Ass counters with a nice uppercut.
Von Straztle scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Von Straztle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ass.
Ass fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Von Straztle takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ass throws a left and a right that both miss
and Von Straztle holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Von Straztle is working for takedown but Ass is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass lands with a right hand.
Von Straztle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ass.
Ass lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Straztle tries to move into range but Ass moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Von Straztle tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Ass connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ass moves into the clinch successfully.
Ass is struggling to control the position.
Nice body punch from Ass.
Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass slips under a jab.
Ass will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Von Straztle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ass moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A shot to the liver by Ass. Beautiful body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass lands the left hand.
Jack Ass seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Von Straztle with a lazy takedown attempt
and Ass counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hostrel Von Straztle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good standup being displayed there by Von Straztle as he connects with a hook.
A nice combination there by Ass.
Ass goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Von Straztle checks a low kick from Ass.
Ass uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Von Straztle has time to react.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ass. Von Straztle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ass with a nice cross.
Nice cross by Ass.
Ass lands a nice hook to Von Straztle's body. Von Straztle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ass dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ass thuds his right hand into Von Straztle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ass connects with the punch.
Ass dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Von Straztle. That did some damage!
Ass has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass scores with a nice strike.
Nice body punch from Ass.
Von Straztle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ass misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Straztle.
Ass looks to land a combination but Von Straztle avoids it well.
Von Straztle tries for a takedown but Ass sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Ass.
Von Straztle tries to move into range but Ass moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ass.
Ass thuds his right hand into Von Straztle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Von Straztle takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ass connects with a single shot there.
Nice straight punches there by Ass. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ass.
Good standup being displayed there by Ass as he connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Straztle throws a sloppy head kick and Ass moves out of range easily.
Ass works Von Straztle's body with a nice hook.
Jack Ass is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Straztle takes one to the chin there.
Nice uppercut lands for Ass. That snapped Von Straztle's head back.
Ass throws a left and a right that both miss
and Von Straztle counters with a left to the body.
Ass tests Von Straztle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Straztle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ass moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Ass lands with an overhand left.
Hostrel Von Straztle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ass bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ass. That's going to slow Von Straztle down.
Ass lands with a hook. Von Straztle tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ass jabs Von Straztle right on the nose. Von Straztle blinks but takes it well.
Von Straztle on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Ass comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ass has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 26:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 26:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Ass!
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