PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Juan Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Goonheim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garcia comes to the cage accompanied by HED PE--Renegade. Goonheim is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Okkusenman. Juan Garcia had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Garcia
vs
Goonheim

180 cm
22
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Good elbows
Solid chin

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Juan Garcia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Goonheim!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Emerson Jorge and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goonheim throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Garcia is looking to score with low kicks.
Garcia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Garcia fails in his attempt to clinch.
Goonheim shoots in for a double leg but Garcia sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Garcia rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goonheim moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Garcia fails with an attempt to clinch.
Garcia tries to clinch but Goonheim is having none of it.
Juan Garcia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garcia moves in looking to clinch but Goonheim pushes him off.
Garcia scores with a leg kick.
Garcia scores with a push kick.
Garcia avoids the head kick by Goonheim.
Goonheim closes the distance and clinches up with Garcia, looking for a takedown. Goonheim pushes Garcia against the cage but Garcia circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Garcia is looking to clinch but Goonheim is avoiding it.
Garcia misses with a few strikes there.

Garcia takes the fight into the clinch.
Garcia missing with knees to the body.
Garcia throws a knee to the head but misses.
Goonheim is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Goonheim fails to pull guard.
Juan Garcia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Goonheim.
Goonheim on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Garcia with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Garcia keeps control of Goonheim as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia with a knee to the head.
Garcia is breathing heavily.
Goonheim changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Garcia fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Goonheim fails to land the takedown.

Goonheim feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Garcia is working an open guard so Goonheim takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Goonheim misses with a head kick.
Goonheim fails with the takedown.
Garcia is looking to clinch.
Garcia wants to clinch.
Garcia throws a right and a left that both miss.
Garcia looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Goonheim fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Garcia manages to avoid it.
Goonheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Garcia looks to land a combination but Goonheim avoids it well.
Goonheim tries to clinch but Garcia is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goonheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Garcia tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Garcia tries to clinch but Goonheim is having none of it.
Garcia lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Juan Garcia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garcia throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Goonheim stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Garcia follows into mount!

Goonheim is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garcia controlling his opponent.

Garcia gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Garcia tries to clinch up

and Goonheim counters with a shoot takedown. Garcia fights it but they end up in guard.
Garcia not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Garcia controlling the position.

Goonheim is posturing up here but Garcia has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Goonheim tries to roll out but it's too tight and Goonheim has to tap! Slick submission there by Garcia!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Juan Garcia!