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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Barbarino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbarino kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Barbarino song. Man comes into a darkened arena with his song building. He-Man theme song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! He Man has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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275 lbs
9 - 1 - 1 |
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270 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Vinnie Barbarino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, He Man!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man ducks under a wild hook from Barbarino.
Barbarino throws a hook to the side of Man's head but Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Barbarino misses the shot to the body.
Barbarino jabs at Man's body.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on Barbarino's shoulder, as Barbarino tries to avoid the shot.
Barbarino pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Man misses with a low kick.
Barbarino ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Barbarino is out of range.
Barbarino looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man throws a jab when Barbarino was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barbarino lands with a nice body punch.
Man loads up on a big right hand but Barbarino slips the punch.
Barbarino closes this distance looking for a takedown but Man circles away.
A slow jab from Barbarino misses its intended target.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man throws a leg kick that misses.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch but Barbarino swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Barbarino looks to land a combination but Man avoids it well.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Barbarino.
Man shoots in but no luck this time.
Barbarino connects with a nice looking jab.
Good exchange - Man coming out on top.
Barbarino checks a leg kick.
Barbarino ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Barbarino throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
Barbarino connects with a looping right hand.
Barbarino thuds a left hand into Man's body.
Barbarino slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Barbarino.
Barbarino swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Man.
Barbarino throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
Man swings for the body but Barbarino moves out of range.
Barbarino swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Barbarino lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Barbarino pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Barbarino scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Barbarino misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Barbarino swings away with a body shot that misses
and Man counters with a low kick, right behind Barbarino 's knee.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Barbarino.
Man gets caught flat footed, as Barbarino shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barbarino stopping the sweep attempt from Man.
Barbarino with a flurry of punches that miss.
Barbarino is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
It looks like He Man has been cut.
Barbarino passes into half guard.
Barbarino not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Barbarino thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from Barbarino.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man wants to improve his position but Barbarino is controlling well.
Man trying to control but Barbarino postures up.
Barbarino has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Man keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Barbarino can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Man is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man is looking to improve his position but Barbarino isn't that keen on the idea.
Barbarino punishing his opponent with strikes.
Barbarino with good strikes from the mount here!
That has opened up He Man's cut even more.
Man wants to control but Barbarino is having none of it.
Barbarino has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Barbarino punishing his opponent with strikes.
He Man's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Barbarino lands with some strikes.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at He Man's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vinnie Barbarino!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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