PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Seagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugh G Rection (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagal comes to the cage accompanied by Cripple Fight by Droon. Rection has chosen Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth as his entrance music. Steven Seagal has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Seagal
vs
G Rection

210 cm
25
277 lbs
11 - 2 - 1

193 cm
27
270 lbs
11 - 4 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Syndicate Drugs

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Steven Seagal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hugh G Rection!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rection blocks a jab.
Seagal checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Rection moves forwards but Seagal connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rection walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Seagal checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Seagal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rection sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rection scores with the left hand. Seagal knows he should have avoided that one.
Rection fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Seagal on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Seagal throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Seagal dodges the punch combination from Rection.

Seagal looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Seagal thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rection's head.
Seagal will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Seagal is controlling the pace.
Seagal trying to control the action but Rection is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal tries to pass to full mount but Rection defends it.
Seagal wants to control but Rection is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Rection throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Rection misses its intended target.
Rection misses with a straight left.
Seagal scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rection in his tracks.
Rection jabs Seagal right on the nose. Seagal blinks but takes it well.
Rection moves in looking to clinch but Seagal pushes him off.
Seagal misses with an uppercut. Rection saw that one coming.
A combination from Rection does no damage.
Rection changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Seagal.
Rection struggling a bit here.
Seagal trying to control the position but Rection is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rection controls the position for a moment.
Seagal taking a breather here.
Rection is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Seagal trying to control the position but Rection is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Rection looking for a sweep but Seagal has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Seagal misses with a head shot.
Seagal throwing strikes here but Rection is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Rection wants to control but Seagal is having none of it.
Seagal thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rection wants to control but Seagal is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Steven Seagal will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Rection lands the left hand.
Seagal fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rection swinging wildly here.
Rection looks to land a left hand but Seagal moved out of range nicely.
Seagal slips under a jab from Rection.
Some wild striking there from Rection.
Seagal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Hugh G Rection has been cut.
Seagal misses with a shot to the body
and Rection counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Seagal misses with an uppercut. Rection saw that one coming.
Rection misses with a straight right.
Seagal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Seagal fails with the takedown.
Rection looks to land a right hand but Seagal moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal throws a right hand that Rection ducks under and follows up with a left that Rection also avoids with ease.
Seagal scores with a hook.
Rection throws a leg kick which misses Seagal's front leg but catches the back leg as Seagal tries to avoid it.
Rection fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seagal moves away from the strike by Rection.
Rection fails to land with a series of punches.
Seagal loads up on a big right hand but Rection slips the punch.
Rection misses with a looping left.
Rection throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Seagal to counter with a crisp jab.
Rection takes a swing at Seagal's ribcage but misses.
Good leg kick by Rection there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A telegraphed right hand from Seagal misses the target.
Seagal lands an overhand right.
Seagal is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rection misses with a jab, cross combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagal catches Rection with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hugh G Rection is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from Seagal misses.
Rection misses with an uppercut. Seagal saw that one coming.
Hugh G Rection is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rection misses with an uppercut. Seagal saw that one coming.
Rection slips a jab and a cross from Seagal.
Seagal works Rection's body with a nice hook.
Seagal looks to land a right hand but Rection moved out of range.
Seagal just misses with a punch to the body.
Seagal connects with a body shot.
A big left from Seagal misses.
A shot to the body from Rection misses
and Seagal connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rection lands a jab-cross combination.
Rection ducks under a wild hook from Seagal.
Seagal bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rection tries to bum rush Seagal with a series of wild strikes but Seagal uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Seagal!
Hugh G Rection seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Seagal tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rection was well out of range. Poor timing from Seagal.
A big right from Rection misses.
Rection on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Seagal cracks Rection with an open hand slap.
Seagal tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rection was well out of range. Poor timing from Seagal.
No joy there for Seagal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Seagal misses the jab.
Seagal throws a hook to the side of Rection's head but Rection sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Seagal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Seagal avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Seagal misses with a looping left.
Seagal takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Seagal shoots in and drives through. Rection sprawls well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seagal on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rection. Rection obviously looking to wear him down.
Rection takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Seagal misses with a hook to the body
and Rection finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rection finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Seagal takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagal lands a slapping body shot.
Seagal is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Seagal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Seagal misses with a takedown
and Rection counters with a leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steven Seagal. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seagal displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rection throws out the jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Seagal lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rection circles away quickly and effectively.
Seagal changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Rection tries to avoid it but Seagal manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Rection to the ground. Rection escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Seagal walks into a straight right hand from Rection.
Seagal slips a jab from Rection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Hugh G Rection will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Hugh G Rection's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Seagal throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Seagal scores with a body shot.
Rection throws a looping overhand right but Seagal ducks down to avoid it.
Rection has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rection there as he acknowledges the shot.
Seagal misses with a combination
and Rection counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rection lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Seagal throws a big shot that misses.
Rection scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rection lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rection misses the jab.
Seagal gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Rection scores with a leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rection lands a big head kick that sends Seagal to the canvas! Rection follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugh G Rection!