PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Blasko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tariq Kiss me where it smells is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Blasko
vs
Kiss me where it smells

180 cm
26
195 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

180 cm
20
195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Syndicate Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Blasko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Blasko swivels and escapes.
Kiss me where it smells rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blasko moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blasko scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Kiss me where it smells instigates a clinch.
Blasko keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kiss me where it smells's efforts to push away.
Blasko takes a shot to the head.
Blasko lands a nice uppercut.

Kiss me where it smells gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Blasko holds on and takes a little breather.
Blasko manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kiss me where it smells manages to get himself to full guard.
Kiss me where it smells has control of Blasko's left arm, preventing Blasko from doing any damage.
Kiss me where it smells wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blasko is looking to work some ground and pound but Kiss me where it smells has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kiss me where it smells looking to hit a scissor sweep but Blasko is one step ahead there.
Blasko postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Blasko wants to get up but he can't break Kiss me where it smells's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Kiss me where it smells avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kiss me where it smells looks to land a combination but Blasko avoids it well.
Blasko leaves Kiss me where it smells with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A swing and a miss from Kiss me where it smells.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Blasko misses.
Kiss me where it smells throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Blasko counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Kiss me where it smells keeping moving, preventing Blasko from controlling successfully.
Blasko throwing strikes from guard but Kiss me where it smells blocks nicely.

Blasko drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Blasko jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Blasko missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells wants to stand and escape but Blasko is having none of it.
Blasko throwing strikes from guard but Kiss me where it smells blocks nicely.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Blasko is controlling him.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kiss me where it smells throws a left and a right that both miss

and Blasko counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Blasko.
Kiss me where it smells looks gassed!
Blasko with a nice head shot there.
Blasko trying to control the position from guard on top but Kiss me where it smells is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Blasko trying to control but Kiss me where it smells is working from the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells working a defensive guard but Blasko manages to pass into side control anyway.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blasko tries to advance to mount but can't.
Kiss me where it smells tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Blasko wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blasko wants to control but Kiss me where it smells is keeping him busy.
Kiss me where it smells avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Blasko.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kiss me where it smells throws a left and a right that both miss

and Blasko holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Blasko manages to break the clinch.
Blasko uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells falls off balance throwing a combination
and Blasko counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Blasko dominated that round.
That's time! Blasko's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kiss me where it smells throws a left and a right that both miss
and Blasko counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kiss me where it smells thinking.
Blasko swinging wildly here.

Blasko decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Blasko seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Blasko uses his free foot to push down on Kiss me where it smells's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Kiss me where it smells.
Blasko raining down shots from the mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blasko has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Kiss me where it smells's face.
Kiss me where it smells is in a horrible position here. Blasko smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Kiss me where it smells is breathing heavily.
Kiss me where it smells is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells tries to lock up and control but Blasko gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

Blasko is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Kiss me where it smells has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Kiss me where it smells!
Kiss me where it smells preventing the sweep.
Blasko keeping full guard, as Kiss me where it smells tries to pass.
Blasko throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Blasko wants to sweep here but Kiss me where it smells controlling him for the moment.
Blasko is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control from the top but Blasko keeps moving.
Blasko is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Blasko clinches but Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a nice body shot.
Blasko throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kiss me where it smells's head.
Kiss me where it smells swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Blasko counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells tries to roll over but Blasko keeps him under control.
Kiss me where it smells looks like he's trying to stand up.
Blasko is looking to advance position but Kiss me where it smells won't allow it.
It looks like Blasko is going to stand back up.
Blasko stops Kiss me where it smells from getting back to his feet.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!

Blasko is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kiss me where it smells to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kiss me where it smells shrugs it off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kiss me where it smells really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kiss me where it smells is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Blasko punishing his opponent with strikes.
John Blasko overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kiss me where it smells blocking the ground and pound.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kiss me where it smells is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Blasko with the ground and pound from mount.
Blasko working Kiss me where it smells over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Blasko dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Blasko fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
John Blasko is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kiss me where it smells misses with the combination.
Blasko takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Blasko lands a nice looking body shot.
Blasko thuds his shin into the meat of Kiss me where it smells's side.

Blasko closes the distance and clinches.
Blasko throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Blasko lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kiss me where it smells prevents the takedown attempt.
Kiss me where it smells tries to stall but Blasko uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kiss me where it smells tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blasko just leaning against Kiss me where it smells, taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Blasko as Kiss me where it smells tries to tie him up.
Blasko gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Kiss me where it smells.
Blasko landing knees to the head.
Blasko taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Blasko lands a nice uppercut.

Blasko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Blasko connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kiss me where it smells momentarily.
Kiss me where it smells swinging wildly here.
Kiss me where it smells leaves Blasko with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kiss me where it smells uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Blasko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells throws a series of punches but Blasko moves out of range.
Blasko lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Blasko.
Blasko misses with a double jab
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a nice uppercut.
Blasko scoring well with a low kick there.
Blasko swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kiss me where it smells ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Blasko moves away.
Kiss me where it smells throws a series of punches but Blasko moves out of range.

Kiss me where it smells clinches with his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blasko has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Kiss me where it smells's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Blasko working aggressively here.
Kiss me where it smells goes for a takedown in the clinch but Blasko prevents it.

Blasko ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Blasko no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but Blasko is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Blasko is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control from the top but Blasko keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kiss me where it smells looking to sit in guard and control but Blasko gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Kiss me where it smells wants to get back to his feet but Blasko is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
John Blasko is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Blasko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kiss me where it smells can do to turn this around?
Blasko postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Blasko drops back looking for a leg! Kiss me where it smells is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kiss me where it smells manages to kick Blasko off! Blasko jumps back into Kiss me where it smells's guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Blasko showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Blasko has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Blasko!