PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Borris Beefcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Mamabama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mamabama has chosen Smoke Two Joints by Sublime as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Beefcake
vs
Mamabama

167 cm
26
140 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

219 cm
24
147 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Serenity Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Beefcake!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Mamabama!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Valeri Chadov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mamabama moves away from the strike by Beefcake.
Mamabama takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Beefcake walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Beefcake loads up on a big right hand but Mamabama slips the punch.
Borris Beefcake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beefcake lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Beefcake.
Some wild striking there from Mamabama.
Mamabama ducks under a wild hook from Beefcake.
Mamabama avoids the body shot from Beefcake.
Mamabama uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beefcake.
Beefcake lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefcake misses with a double jab
and Mamabama counters with a three punch combo that has Beefcake backing up. Beefcake nods at Mamabama to acknowledge the strikes.
Beefcake punishes Mamabama's body with a nice straight punch.
An inside leg kick from Beefcake misses.
Beefcake takes a swing at Mamabama's ribcage but misses.
Mamabama defending well as Beefcake loads up on a big left hand.
Beefcake lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Beefcake misses.
Beefcake is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mamabama's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Beefcake thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake throws a jab but it's blocked by Mamabama.
Mamabama keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beefcake.
A cross from Beefcake lands.
Beefcake thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beefcake takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mamabama cracks Beefcake with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Beefcake throws a chopping leg kick but Mamabama manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Beefcake misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama throws a body punch but Beefcake moves out of range.
Beefcake looks to throw the jab but Mamabama is out of range.
Beefcake throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mamabama counters with a nice leg kick.
Beefcake misses with a looping right.
Mamabama uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Beefcake.
Mamabama moves away from the strike by Beefcake.
Mamabama tests Beefcake's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A slow jab from Beefcake misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Mamabama fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Beefcake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beefcake fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mamabama misses with a looping right.
Mamabama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beefcake throws out the jab.
Beefcake looks to land a combination but Mamabama avoids it well.
An inside leg kick lands from Mamabama.
Beefcake displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mamabama throws out the jab.
Beefcake takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borris Beefcake dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Beefcake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mamabama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefcake misses with a hook.
Mamabama fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Beefcake on the side of the head.
Mamabama showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Beefcake.
Mamabama slips a jab from Beefcake.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mamabama lands with a hook. Beefcake tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Beefcake throws a lazy right hand but Mamabama sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mamabama is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Mamabama. That's going to slow Beefcake down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamabama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beefcake just misses with a punch to the body.
Beefcake throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mamabama counters with a right hand to the body.
Mamabama on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beefcake swings for the body but Mamabama moves out of range.
Dick Mamabama is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Beefcake dodges the punch combination from Mamabama.
Beefcake throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mamabama counters with a series of strikes. Beefcake will be more careful next time no doubt.
Beefcake misses with a straight left.
Beefcake is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mamabama.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beefcake throws out the jab.
Beefcake looks to land a left hand but Mamabama moved out of range nicely.
Beefcake misses with a double jab.
Mamabama ducks under a wild hook from Beefcake.
A swing and a miss from Beefcake.
Beefcake misses with a straight left.
Beefcake scores with a jab. Mamabama acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mamabama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beefcake.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama slips under a jab from Beefcake.
Beefcake throws out a loose jab but Mamabama uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beefcake swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mamabama counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Beefcake throws a combination that misses
and Mamabama connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mamabama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beefcake with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Beefcake throws the left hand but Mamabama avoids the punch easily.
Beefcake throws a lazy right hand but Mamabama sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beefcake has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Beefcake.
Beefcake throws a looping overhand right but Mamabama ducks down to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by Beefcake as he connects with a hook.
Mamabama slips under a jab from Beefcake.
The fighters circling - Beefcake throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Beefcake swings for the body but Mamabama moves out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Beefcake throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mamabama counters with an outside leg kick.
Mamabama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beefcake throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Mamabama showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Beefcake's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Beefcake throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beefcake throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beefcake throws a jab but it's blocked by Mamabama.
Mamabama walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Beefcake throws a hook but Mamabama avoids it easily.
Mamabama ducks under a wild hook from Beefcake.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefcake keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Beefcake connects with a jab.
Beefcake swings for the body but Mamabama moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamabama checks the leg kick.
Mamabama looks to land a body kick but Beefcake moved away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Beefcake.
Mamabama moves out of range of the strikes.
Beefcake misses the jab.
Beefcake pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mamabama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beefcake.
Beefcake throws a series of punches but Mamabama moves out of range.
Beefcake throws a hook to the side of Mamabama's head but Mamabama sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut.
Mamabama uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beefcake.
Beefcake throws a hook but Mamabama blocks it.
Mamabama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mamabama moves out of range as Beefcake strikes.
Beefcake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mamabama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefcake takes a swing at Mamabama's ribcage but misses.
Beefcake works Mamabama's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake throws an overhand right that lands on Mamabama's shoulder, as Mamabama tries to avoid the shot.
Mamabama takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mamabama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Beefcake throws a series of punches but Mamabama avoids them all with ease.
Mamabama misses with an uppercut.
Mamabama misses with a wild combination.
Beefcake lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Beefcake throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Beefcake misses with a low kick.
A shot to the body from Beefcake misses
letting Mamabama counter with a right hand.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut. Mamabama saw that one coming.
Beefcake with a jab.
Beefcake has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mamabama finds it's way round the side to connect with Beefcake's head.
Mamabama misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Beefcake misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Beefcake punishes Mamabama's body with a nice straight punch.
Beefcake throws an overhand right that lands on Mamabama's shoulder, as Mamabama tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borris Beefcake clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mamabama steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beefcake.
Mamabama defending well as Beefcake loads up on a big left hand.
Mamabama blocks a jab.
Beefcake throws a right and a left that both miss.
Beefcake works the jab nicely.
Mamabama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mamabama misses with the combination.
Mamabama looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Mamabama misses.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut. Mamabama saw that one coming.
Mamabama is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Beefcake falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mamabama counters with a nice body shot.
Mamabama moves out of range of the strikes.
Beefcake misses with a straight right.
Mamabama ducks under a wild hook from Beefcake.
Beefcake misses with a two punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mamabama slips a straight right by Beefcake.
Beefcake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mamabama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mamabama throws a push kick but Beefcake slaps the foot to one side.
Beefcake scores with a sloppy right hand. Mamabama should have avoided that one.
Decent striking displayed by Beefcake there.
Mamabama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mamabama has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Beefcake throws a right and a left that Mamabama avoids nicely.
Beefcake throws a looping overhand right but Mamabama ducks down to avoid it.
Borris Beefcake is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama slips under a jab.
Mamabama misses with a wild body shot.
Beefcake will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circling - Beefcake throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mamabama throws a nice looking combination but Beefcake bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beefcake swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Mamabama counters with a series of strikes. Beefcake will be more careful next time no doubt.
Beefcake misses with an uppercut. Mamabama saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Some wild striking there from Beefcake.
Mamabama throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beefcake sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefcake throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mamabama makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Beefcake really felt that one!
Beefcake fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mamabama avoids the body shot from Beefcake.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mamabama has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Beefcake finds it's way round the side to connect with Mamabama's head.
Beefcake tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mamabama is able to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borris Beefcake had his way with Dick Mamabama in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Mamabama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Beefcake misses the target.
Mamabama uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beefcake.
Beefcake rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mamabama moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Beefcake lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Beefcake throws a hook to the side of Mamabama's head but Mamabama sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefcake misses with a wild body shot.
Mamabama throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mamabama moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefcake falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mamabama counters with a low kick, right behind Beefcake 's knee.
Mamabama scores with a three punch combo!
Mamabama lands a nice shot to the body.
Beefcake blocks a low kick nicely.
Mamabama darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beefcake looks to land a right hand but Mamabama moved out of range.
Beefcake misses with a double jab
and Mamabama counters with a head kick. That will keep Beefcake thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dick Mamabama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake misses with a wild body shot.
Beefcake throws a lazy right hand but Mamabama sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mamabama uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beefcake.
Beefcake throws a leg kick but Mamabama sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Beefcake waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mamabama.
Mamabama walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mamabama misses with a head kick.
Beefcake scores with a sloppy right hand. Mamabama should have avoided that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamabama takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Mamabama is rocked!
A big left from Beefcake misses.
Beefcake misses with a looping left.
Mamabama moves out of range of the strikes.
Mamabama throws a nice looking combination but Beefcake bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beefcake throws a jab when Mamabama was well out of range.
Beefcake lands a slapping body shot.
Beefcake throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Mamabama is still on wobbly legs! Can Beefcake finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Beefcake misses its intended target.
Mamabama seems to have recovered his senses.
Beefcake throws a leg kick but Mamabama sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Beefcake ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Beefcake misses with a straight right.
Beefcake throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beefcake looks to throw the jab but Mamabama is out of range.
Beefcake throws a series of punches but Mamabama avoids them all with ease.
Beefcake throws a right hand that Mamabama ducks under and follows up with a left that Mamabama also avoids with ease.
Borris Beefcake is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mamabama staying out of range there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Borris Beefcake showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Beefcake has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 49:46
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 49:46
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borris Beefcake!
Borris Beefcake retains his bantamweight title!