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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Frankie Pep (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Frankie Pep!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pep throws a front kick aimed at Titties's knee but Titties avoids it well.
Titties avoids the body shot from Pep.
Pep lands a nice leg kick that just misses Titties's sensitive parts.
Titties tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pep was well out of range. Poor timing from Titties.
Pep misses with an uppercut.
Titties fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Titties cracks Pep with a good jab.
Pep tries a low kick but Titties avoids it.
Pep throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Pep takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Titties looks for the body kick but Pep saw that one coming.
Titties dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pep buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pep lands a nice looking body shot.
Pep takes one to the side of the head.
Pep thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pep throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pep looks to land a combination but Titties avoids it well.
A left lands for Titties.
Pep misses with a low kick.
Titties tries to clinch but Pep is having none of it.
Titties throws a leg kick
and Pep counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties tries to land a leg kick but Pep saw it coming and moves away.
Pep takes the fight into the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pep throws an elbow but misses.
Titties misses with some punches.
A body shot lands from Pep.
Titties digs a right hand into Pep's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pep's gas tank.
Titties blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pep has a couple of punches blocked by Titties.
Pep content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Titties doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pep.
Pep is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pep tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Pep back against the cage.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Titties.
Pep tries to stall but Titties uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Pep breaks from the clinch.
Pep fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Titties checks it well.
Titties misses with a two punch combination.
Titties throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pep chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Titties misses with the combination.
Pep connects with a right hand. Titties shakes it off.
Titties scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Titties tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pep counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pep throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Titties stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pep looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range.
Pep just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties lands with a hook. Pep tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pep swings away with a body shot that misses
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pep thinking.
Titties avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Frankie Pep seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Pep is looking to clinch.
Titties throws a nice looking combination but Pep bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pep scores with a jab to the head.
Pep throws a jab when Titties was well out of range.
Pep uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Pep wants to clinch
and Titties counters with a slapping leg kick.
Pep thumps Titties with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties walks into a stiff left hand from Pep.
Pep misses with a head kick.
Pep avoids the body shot from Titties.
Danga de danga de dang - Titties scores with a four punch combination!
Titties checks the leg kick.
Titties tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pep counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pep misses with a kick to the body.
Pep swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Titties counters with a nice uppercut.
Pep dips to his left and cracks Titties with an uppercut!
A slow jab from Pep misses its intended target.
Pep tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Pep.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pep misses the jab.
Titties takes a swing at Pep's ribcage but misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pep fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Titties has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A low kick from Pep is predictable there
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Pep looks to throw the jab but Titties is out of range.
Pep misses with a body kick.
Pep ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Titties is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Pep sizes up Titties with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Titties in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Pep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pep uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Pep is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Titties.
Pep looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pep slips under a jab.
Pep looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties lands with an overhand left.
Titties throws a shot to the body.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pep.
Titties throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pep stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Titties throws the kick towards the body but Pep avoids it.
Pep moves forwards but Titties connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pep works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pep just misses with a punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Pep misses the target.
Pep misses with a body punch
and Titties makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Titties on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Titties takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Titties dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Titties blocks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pep misses with a body shot.
A low kick from Pep is predictable there
and Titties counters with a left to the body.
A combination from Titties does no damage.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Pep is just out of range.
Titties gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Titties stalling against the cage.
Pep escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pep moves away from the strike by Titties.
Pep throws a good cross that connects.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Pep.
Hanz Titties seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pep swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Titties counter with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pep misses with an uppercut. Titties saw that one coming.
Titties throws a hook but Pep avoids it easily.
Pep swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Titties cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pep wants to clinch
and Titties counters with a straight right hand.
Titties stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pep.
Pep scores with a leg kick.
Titties throws out a loose jab but Pep uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pep ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Pep cracks Titties with an open hand slap.
Pep uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pep attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pep misses with an attempted mid kick.
Titties slips under a jab from Pep.
Pep lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pep showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Titties.
Titties jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Titties as he checks the leg kick.
Pep staying out of range there.
Pep feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
Titties walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
No joy there for Titties, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pep keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pep throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pep throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pep looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Titties scores with the left hand. Pep knows he should have avoided that one.
Pep slips a jab from Titties.
Titties defending well as Pep loads up on a big left hand.
Titties swings for the body but Pep moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Hanz Titties will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Titties walks into a stiff left hand from Pep.
Pep is looking to land body kicks.
Pep lands a jab.
Good shot there by Pep.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Pep looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Titties throws a jab but it's blocked by Pep.
Pep throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pep throws a lazy body kick
and Titties counters with a nice uppercut.
Pep lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Titties misses with a shot to the body
and Pep connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Titties uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pep.
Pep scores with a nice head shot.
Titties is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties wants to clinch.
Titties scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pep scores with a jab to the body.
Titties misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pep misses with a hook. Titties ducked under it nicely.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Pep.
Pep misses with a straight left.
Pep works the jab nicely.
A slow jab from Pep misses its intended target.
Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A lazy left from Titties finds it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties tests Pep's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Titties lands with a nice body punch.
Pep misses with a body shot
and Titties counters with a low kick, right behind Pep 's knee.
Titties misses the body punch
and Pep counters with a nice leg kick.
Pep misses with a body shot.
Pep throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Pep lands with a thumping leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Titties.
Titties lands a nice hook to Pep's body. Pep takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pep scores with a punch to the head.
Nice jab there from Pep.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.
Titties swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pep.
Titties throws a hook to the side of Pep's head but Pep sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Pep punishes Titties's body with a nice straight punch.
Pep takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pep just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties slips under a jab from Pep.
Pep tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Pep is looking to clinch but Titties is avoiding it.
Titties throws the left hand but Pep avoids the punch easily.
Pep tries to clinch there but Titties circles away.
Pep is looking to land body kicks.
Titties drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Frankie Pep has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Pep counter with a right hand.
Pep throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Titties counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Titties's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pep cracks Titties with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Titties stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pep lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pep walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Titties misses with a double jab
and Pep counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Titties takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Titties fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pep throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pep thinking.
Pep throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Titties misses the shot to the body.
Titties throws a hook to the side of Pep's head but Pep sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Titties misses with the combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Frankie Pep.
Well Titties has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!
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