PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Offenhard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julio Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Offenhard comes to the cage accompanied by Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500. Gracie is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Deadmau5 - Some Chords. Dick Offenhard has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Offenhard
vs
Gracie

186 cm
22
205 lbs
10 - 4 - 1

184 cm
23
190 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Dick Offenhard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Julio Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Julio Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gracie shoots for a takedown but Offenhard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Offenhard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Offenhard slips under a jab.
Offenhard lands an overhand right.
Gracie misses the jab.
Gracie misses with a looping left.
Gracie throws a hook but Offenhard avoids it easily.
Offenhard slips under a jab.
Gracie throws a hook but Offenhard avoids it easily.
Offenhard staying out of range there.
The fighters circling - Gracie throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gracie throws a hook but Offenhard avoids it easily.
Gracie cracks Offenhard with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Offenhard looks to land a body kick but Gracie moved away.
Offenhard throws out a loose jab but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie misses with an uppercut. Offenhard saw that one coming.
Gracie throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Offenhard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Offenhard checks a leg kick.
Gracie fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Offenhard checks it well.
Gracie throws a solid leg kick but Offenhard takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gracie.
Gracie throws a hook but Offenhard blocks it.
Gracie lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Offenhard at a distance.
Gracie tries to bum rush Offenhard with a series of wild strikes but Offenhard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gracie wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Offenhard fakes the leg kick and cracks Gracie in the body.
Gracie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Offenhard avoids it well.
Gracie misses with a few strikes there.
Offenhard turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dick Offenhard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gracie looks to score with a jab to the body but Offenhard is just out of range.
Offenhard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gracie.
Donk. Gracie catches Offenhard right on the button with a cross.
Offenhard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Offenhard clinches up with Gracie and pushes him back against the cage.
Gracie tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Offenhard just stands there and leans against the cage.
Offenhard lands a nice knee to the body.
Gracie looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gracie fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dick Offenhard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julio Gracie.
Offenhard lands an elbow just above Gracie 's eye.

It looks like Julio Gracie has been cut.
Offenhard gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Offenhard.
Offenhard lands a nice elbow.

That has opened up Julio Gracie's cut even more.
Offenhard scores a nice knee to the body.
Offenhard putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Gracie in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Gracie takes an elbow to the temple.

The cut above Julio Gracie's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Offenhard works on Gracie's body with a couple of short punches.
Offenhard lands an elbow that stopped Gracie in his tracks for a moment.

Julio Gracie's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Julio Gracie's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Offenhard!