PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jethro Walrustitty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Glue (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walrustitty comes to the cage accompanied by The Fish Slapping Dance. Mr Glue has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Walrustitty
vs
Glue

180 cm
21
219 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

176 cm
26
208 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jethro Walrustitty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mr Glue!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Matheus Silva and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glue swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walrustitty fails in his attempt to clinch.
Glue throws a series of strikes that have Walrustitty backpedaling.
Glue throws the left hand but Walrustitty avoids the punch easily.
Glue keeps the fight on the outside.
Glue misses with an uppercut. Walrustitty saw that one coming.
A big left from Glue misses.
Glue misses with an attempted mid kick.
Glue lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A head kick misses from Glue.
Walrustitty shoots in but Glue avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Glue looks to score with a jab to the body but Walrustitty is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walrustitty tries to clinch up.
Glue scores with a nice right hand.
Walrustitty fails in his attempt to clinch.
Walrustitty tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Glue paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Walrustitty fails in his attempt to clinch.
Walrustitty misses with a takedown attempt - Glue sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Glue pushes Walrustitty up against the cage in a clinch.
Glue blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Glue pushes Walrustitty back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glue lands a body shot.
Glue cracks Walrustitty with a nice body shot.
Walrustitty avoids the elbow strike from Glue, against the cage.
Walrustitty jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Glue walks away with a smile on his face. Walrustitty gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jethro Walrustitty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glue connects with a body shot.
Nice body kick from Glue.
Walrustitty is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Glue scores with a hook to the body. Walrustitty takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Glue throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Glue's corner calls for a 1-2. Glue obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mr Glue is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Glue feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Walrustitty's calf.
Glue tries to bum rush Walrustitty with a series of wild strikes but Walrustitty uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Walrustitty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glue as he avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glue throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Walrustitty crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Glue - the referee stops the clock and Walrustitty gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Glue. Walrustitty manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Walrustitty ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab from Glue does it's job there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Glue throws a half hearted mid kick.
A left lands for Glue.
Glue scores with a one two! Walrustitty had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Glue lands with a right hand.
Walrustitty ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Glue connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glue throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Walrustitty stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Glue thuds a left hand into Walrustitty's body.
Glue swinging wildly here.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Walrustitty. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Walrustitty takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Glue misses.
Walrustitty has a takedown stuffed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walrustitty fails with a takedown attempt.
Glue dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Glue dominated that round.
That's time! Walrustitty's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Glue lunges at Walrustitty with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Walrustitty's hand.
Walrustitty looks for a takedown but Glue sprawls well.
Walrustitty throws a chopping leg kick but Glue manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Walrustitty throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Glue's waist but Glue gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Walrustitty off to one side.
Glue lands a body shot.
Glue misses with the combination.
Glue catches Walrustitty with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Glue scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Glue stuns Walrustitty with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walrustitty slips under a jab.
Glue fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Walrustitty is out of range.
Nice jab there from Glue.
Mr Glue seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Glue tries to land a leg kick but Walrustitty saw it coming and moves away.
A swing and a miss from Glue.
Jab, jab by Glue - just one landing.
Glue misses with a body shot.
Glue looks to throw the jab but Walrustitty is out of range.
Walrustitty shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jethro Walrustitty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glue moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glue works the jab nicely.
Walrustitty closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Glue counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Glue swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Glue throws a jab when Walrustitty was well out of range.
Glue misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Glue misses the shot to the body.
Glue connects with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walrustitty keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Glue.
Glue has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Glue throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Glue throws a head kick that misses.
Walrustitty slips a straight right by Glue.
Walrustitty shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Glue but Glue pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Glue throws a head kick but Walrustitty moves out of range.
No luck for Walrustitty with that takedown attempt.
Glue throws a leg kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Walrustitty is trying hard to land a takedown here. Glue sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Walrustitty has a takedown stuffed.
Walrustitty with a poor takedown
and Glue counters with a thumping low kick.
Glue throws a low kick but Walrustitty avoids it.
Walrustitty blocks a jab.
Glue just misses with a punch to the body.
Walrustitty shoots and misses
and Glue counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Glue lands an overhand right.
Walrustitty tries for a takedown but Glue circles away easily
and Glue counters with a low kick, right behind Walrustitty 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Glue showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Glue moves into the clinch.
Glue is stalling here.
Walrustitty is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glue is defending well for now.
Glue softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Walrustitty tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Glue smiles and moves away.
Walrustitty checks the leg kick nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Walrustitty tries to clinch
and Glue makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Glue lands a really nice looking cross but Walrustitty seems unphased.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glue throws a body punch but Walrustitty moves out of range.
Glue motions for Walrustitty to come forward. Glue throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Glue swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walrustitty looks to clinch
and Glue counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Walrustitty wants to clinch

and Glue counters by clinching up.
Glue lands with a left to the head.
Glue works on Walrustitty's body with a couple of short punches.
Walrustitty is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glue is defending well for now.
Glue will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Walrustitty up against the cage.
Glue lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Walrustitty.
Jethro Walrustitty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glue digs a right hand underneath Walrustitty's ribcage. Walrustitty let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Walrustitty blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Walrustitty looking for a takedown.
Glue lands a knee to the head.

Glue breaks from the clinch.
Glue throws a body kick that misses.
Walrustitty closes the distance but Glue moves to the side
and Walrustitty takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Walrustitty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Glue as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jethro Walrustitty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glue digs a good body shot into Walrustitty's ribs.
Horrible takedown by Walrustitty or perhaps it was just good defense by Glue which made him look bad.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Glue connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Walrustitty momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walrustitty fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Walrustitty defending well as Glue loads up on a big left hand.
Glue lands a jab to the nose.
Glue throws a jab but it's blocked by Walrustitty.

Glue gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Walrustitty pushing down on Glue's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Glue trying to hold on to Walrustitty's head to control him but Walrustitty postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walrustitty prevents Glue from improving his position.
Walrustitty working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Walrustitty is trying to control. Glue wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Glue can do anything to dispel that myth.
Walrustitty is pressing down on Glue's thigh, looking to free his foot. Glue is holding on for now.
Glue wants to control but Walrustitty is keeping busy.
Glue has his hands clasped together around Walrustitty's back. He's all about the action.
Mr Glue is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Walrustitty drops an elbow to the side of Glue's head.
Glue wants to get back to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mr Glue comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Glue winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 25:30
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 25:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mr Glue!